Welcome to Britain!

if you are at this very moment sitting in some third world hell hole country, with ten children and only endless poverty, corruption, crime and illness to look forward to, or are a Nigerian fraudster who finds your business activities hampered by living in the most corrupt country on earth, a Jamaican yardie gangster looking to expand into big time drug smuggling and dealing, an Albanian pimp hoping to traffic women for the purposes of prostitution or an Islamic terrorist, Britain welcomes you!

Yes! a great future awaits you in our green and pleasant land, a beautiful place, and one of the best countries in the developed world to enter and live in as an illegal immigrant. This website will guide you through the process of getting on the British gravy train, and how to get around the minor obstacles which will get in the way of your new life as a guest of the British government and taxpayer.

So, come and join the estimated 14 million illegal and 8 million legal immigrants who have entered the UK in the past 20 years.

Click on the links on the left to find out more, and start packing your bags TODAY!!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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