A lot of voters don’t really understand why we went to war in Iraq.  Ostensibly, our reason was to get rid of Saddam Hussein, a nasty and evil despot.  However we haven’t attacked other mad dog dictators, like Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, even though he is waging war on his people and destroying his country. There are, of course, countless other vile regimes all over the world, and all we do is sell arms to them, so many folks are asking why we have such double standards.

Here’s the answer, in case you are too thick to realise: It’s the oil, stupid! The stuff is going to run out some time, and we want to make sure we’re in control of it, not the Arabs. Visit www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net to find out more.

That’s it. Subject closed. Nothing more to say.

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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