27 June 2006:  Comment from our fabulous Labour ‘Agony Uncle’, Tony

A BBC radio report says that immigrants are destroying the quality of life for local citizens.  (For more click HERE)

I am quite frankly appalled: How could any responsible broadcasting organisation say anything other than that all foreigners are lovely lovely people who bring us all joy and happiness, through the enrichment of diversity,.... etc etc.

This report leads me to  believe that the BBC is now the propaganda arm of the BMP, and we will make sure that their licence will not be renewed. The BBC and all broadcasters should stick to saying nice things about us and foreigners, if they know what’s good for them. Anything else is treason, and, you can rest assured, heads will roll!

4 July:  Comment from Tony, our very own Labour ‘agony uncle’.

IGNORE THE TIMES POLL WHICH SHOWED THAT A SIGNIFICANT PROPORTION OF MUSLIMS SUPPORT AL QUAEDA, AND WANT TO KILL BRITISH PEOPLE:  WE LOVE ALL MUSLIMS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO LOVELY AND THEY MAKE US FEEL ENRICHED. BURN YOUR COPY OF THE TIMES IMMEDIATELY!

Furthermore, if anyone says anything nasty about Muslims, we will send them to prison forever. Remember:  Freedom of speech means that you are free to say how fabulous immigration is, and what a wonderful job the Party is doing. If you say anything else, our propaganda machine will brand you as a racist Nazi and, after a short show trial you will be put away, never to see the light of day again.

Here is an example of an acceptable debate about immigration:

Person 1: ‘I think immigration is very good, and all Muslims, immigrants and dark skinned people are wonderful.  I also love the Labour party and thank them for bringing us such multicultural joy.’
Person 2: ‘I disagree. I think that immigration is fantastic, and all Muslims, immigrants and dark skinned people are more than wonderful. They bring only joy and happiness wherever they go. And I don’t just love the Labour Party, I adore it and thank all politically correct multicultural gods that they are governing us so well and bringing us so much much joy and happiness through unlimited immigration.’

Any other kind of debate is prohibited, and, rest assured, we will do whatever it takes to silence any dissent, by-passing the legal process if necessary. You have been warned: Put up or shut up.

2 July 2006: Comment from Tony, our fabulous Labour ‘Agony Uncle’.

SHUT DOWN THE EVIL DAILY TELEGRAPH!!

For the second time in as many weeks, the Daily Telegraph has carried an article which states that our policy of unlimited immigration is not a wonderful, fantastic means of ‘enriching’ the whole country with ‘diversity’, but instead is a cynical attempt to destroy the lives of white British people, diverting all state resources to foreigners and forcing them out of their jobs by cheap peasent labour from the third world. (For more click HERE)

WE SAY, DO NOT ALLOW YOUR MINDS TO BE POLLUTED IN THE FUTURE:  BURN YOUR COPY OF THE VILE AND POISONOUS DAILY TELEGRAPH, AND READ ONLY LABOUR PARTY PUBLICATIONS FROM NOW ON. 

20 May 2006: Comment from Tony, our very own Labour agony uncle.

STOP THIS PRESS PERSECUTION OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CLEANERS IN THE HOME OFFICE!!

Once again, the press are up in arms about a so called ‘scandal’, this time, that illegal immigrants have been working as cleaners in the Immigration and Nationality Department of the Home Office (For more click HERE)

We are under constant pressure to cut costs, and the use of cheap illegal immigrant labour through contract cleaning firms seems like a good thing to us. 

Also, by allowing cleaners to work in the Immigration office, and hence giving them access to computer data, indefinite leave to remain stamps, and, of course sensitive files, we have made it possible for many other migrants to obtain forged documents and to stay in our country.  Hence, we have been able to get even more cheap labour.

All foreigners, whether legal or illegal, are lovely lovely people who bring us nothing but joy and happiness through the enrichment of diversity, and, of course, they use their forged documents to vote Labour, so we think they are a positive force, not necessarily for the country, but definitely for us!

We have ordered the Police to release the immigrants concerned, and, to compensate them for the inconvenience they have suffered, all of them will be given British passports and free Council houses.

9 June 2006: Comment from Tony, our fabulous Labour ‘agony uncle’.

POLICE RAID ON HOUSE IN FOREST GATE WAS A DELIBERATE HOAX

A good friend of mine, Iqbal, tells me that the information sent to the security services which provoked the police raid at a house in Forest Gate, London, was in fact a hoax designed to give a certain foreign religious community an opportunity to show how terribly badly treated they are. 

It seems that the whole plot was fantastically successful. Police raided the premises right on cue, and then found nothing.  In the meanwhile self appointed religious leaders were seen on TV saying how the entire foreign religious community was up in arms, that they were victims of opression, second class citizens, etc, and would never trust the police again. Already, apologies from the Police are coming thick and fast.  (For more click HERE)

We in the Labour Party support all attempts by foreign religious communities to discredit the Police, because it exonerates entirely our policy of removing all white people from the Police service and replacing them with foreigners and dark skinned people.

If the officers who raided the house had been members of a foreign religious commmunity, everybody in the house would have been shot in the head, immediately, and, of course, incriminating material would have been ‘found’, even if it had not been found, if you know what I mean.

Once again, well done to the lovely, lovely, ‘hard done by’ and ‘mistreated’ foreign religious community for this fabulous propaganda coup. Your capacity for spin and news manipulation is breathtaking:  We thought we were good at it, but compared to you guys, we are just amateurs!

31 July 2006: Comment from Tony, our fabulous Labour Party ‘agony uncle’

MORE FANTASTIC NON WHITE HOUSING NEWS!

Special Asian only housing in Oldham: Compare this with a token white person getting a run down, tiny flat in the same city.  (See below) We are dedicated to the 100% allocation of council housing to fabulous dark skinned enriched folk, and it looks like we are succeeding.  Wonderful!! For more click HERE

12 November: Comment from our fabulous Labour Party ‘Agony Uncle’ Tony.

BNP LEADERS ACQUITTED: WE SAY, ARREST THAT RACIST, FASCIST  JURY FOR NOT DOING THEIR DUTY TO THE NATION AND THE PARTY.  THEY BELONG IN PRISON!

We are appalled to note that, despite 2 attempts, we have been unable to secure a conviction against the appalling BNP, who have openly said, in public meetings, that they don’t like foreigners.  They have even said that the interests of the Labour Party are not the same as those of the Nation!!  Unbelievable!! 

Rest assured, we will find a way to get these b**tards, and if the courts won’t co-operate, we will use ‘extra judicial’ methods if necessary. In the meanwhile we are bringing in more laws to force people to love all foreign and dark skinned folk, and the Party, and are building more prisons to accomodate the millions of ordinary citizens, including un co-operative juries we expect will be arrested as a result!  You have been warned!!

Comment from Tony, our fabulous Labour Party ‘agony uncle’.

Readers will be shocked to read the story of 4 black immigrants who rampaged through East London, robbing white people with extreme violence. (Click HERE for full story).

However, we should remember the real victims are in this story are not the white people who were robbed and savagely attacked. No, it was the boys themselves.  Clearly they have been so traumatised by the racism and discrimination they experienced here that, in desperation, they turned to robbing white people with unimaginable viciousness. For example,we are horrified to note that they were not immediately given council houses in Chelsea, but instead were forced to live in poky flats in Dagenham.  Surely such wonderful people deserved more!  It’s no wonder they became resentful.

Clearly, we white people are to blame, and we will work hard to overcome the wrongs done to these lovely lovely boys by society, and, of course, the evil, racist, fascist judge, who sent them to prison. (Doesn’t he understand that all foreign and dark skinned people are utterly lovely and incapable of being bad? Doesn’t he read this site?)  When all the fuss has died down, in a few years, we will allow them out and give them huge council houses and free money for the rest of their lives. It’s the least we can do.

In the meanwhile we are allowing millions more similar folk in to our country, so as to bring even more immigrant joy and happiness to the working classes of our country.

22 December 2006: Comment from our fabulous Labour Party ‘Agony Uncle’, Tony

White people are responsible for illegal immigrant crime.

Once again, we are sad to report the story of yet more lovely lovely foreigners engaging in acts of unimaginable violence, this time, the four young black lads who held up a Christening party and murdered one of the guests as she cradled a baby in her arms.  (For more click HERE) 

As we have often said on this site, our sympathies are with the perpetrators of this crime, not the victims. These boys came to the UK at an early age, and, having encountered only appalling discrimination (For example, they were not immediately given 5 bedroomed houses with gardens) they, in desperation, turned to crime, becoming almost a crime wave on their own, in South London.

If only the authorities had given these lovely boys free money, huge houses, computers, etc, and had turned a ‘blind eye’ to their lovely teenage japes, like car theft, mugging, etc, these boys would by now be pillars of our community. Now , they will be spending at least one Christmas in jail, which is a terrible tragedy, (although we intend to release them as soon as possible, and  give them the council houses and free money they deserve, and allow them to live the rest of their lives in luxury, at taxpayer’s expense. It’s the least we can do)

As a government, however, we have learned from this. We are committed to allowing even more lovely foreign folk like this to come to our country, and when they do, we will give them even more money, so that they no longer feel motivated to engage in acts of appalling savagery.

In the meanwhile, we are strengthening race relations legislation, so that any white person who doesn’t like foreigners or dark skinned folk will immediately go to prison for life.  All foreigners are lovely, and if they commit crime, it’s all because of racism and discrimination.  We as a party will always target state resources to catch the real criminals:  WHITE PEOPLE.