28 June 2006:  Fabulous free housing scam.

Housing: Set fire to your rented home!
Here’s a fantastic way to get a free council house within a week! Come from Nigeria with your forged documents, and rent a house privately, and move a large number of family members and children in. The more the merrier!  Then, put yourself on the local authority housing list.  You will automatically get put at the top of the list because your are overcrowded.  However, if they tell you that you still have to wait, set fire to the house, and present yourself at the Homeless Persons Unit of your local authority the next day. You will automatically be given a big house, free.

30 April 2006: Fabulous free health care scam.

HEALTH SERVICE:  OBSTETRIC CARE:
This is a special category where you will have an easy opportunity to steal health care resources, and even though it has been well documented, nothing is being done, which proves that the government doesn't care about it:  Women from all over the third world come to Britain in the 9th month of pregnancy to give birth.  As they reach term, they have to be given free treatment because their coming to term is treated as an emergency. It is estimated that 45% of births in London are to mothers who are 'health tourists'.  This could easily be prevented by forcing all entrants to have health insurance, but don't worry, it'll never happen.

12 April 2006: Fabulous free housing scam.

HOUSING: PRETEND YOU ARE AN UNACCOMPANIED MINOR
Local authorities consistently claim that they do not discriminate against the local population when it comes to the allocation of housing resources, and yet all council and subsidised housing is occupied by immigrants and asylum seekers. How do they do this? The answer is, there are many scams which authorities allow immigrants to use to get to the front of the queue, and here’s one of them: Come to Britain as a tourist, student, etc, and then present yourself to the authorities as an unaccompanied minor. Even if you are 25 and have had 2 children, the authorities are forced to accept your statement that you are 15 as true. You will then be fostered by the local authority, and as soon as you turn “17” you will be given a free luxury flat, along with free education, money, etc. The oldest person passing themselves off as an unaccompanied minor was 32, so it shows you how good this scam is.

18 September 2006:  Fantastic new way to steal money from the British taxpayer!

FANTASTIC NEW SCAM FOR FOREIGN PEOPLE: GET EVEN MORE FREE MONEY JUST FOR MAKING BABIES!!

Here’s how it works:

1. Make as many babies as you want.
2. Leave them with their grandparents other relatives or in an orphanage.
3. Come to the UK and get paid unlimited amounts of child benefits: £1000 per child per year! 
4. You can claim even if you don’t have any children of your own! (Just use a friend’s. Nobody will know any different, anyway.) Also, they do not have to come with you to the UK!

We in the Labour Party are immensely proud of the way we give lots and lots of lovely money to foreign folk, at the expense of working British people, and this is another wonderful example.   Note:  Applies to EU citizens only, but will include lovely lovely Romanians and Bulgarians from 1 January 2007.(For more click HERE)

8 October 2006:  Fantastic new immigration scam.

The government of Bulgaria is helping us to increase the flow of cheap labour in to the UK by selling its nationality and passports to nationals of any country, anywhere in the world. After EU accession in January 2007, all Bulgarian citizens will be entitled to come to the UK to provide yet more fantastic cheap labour, and/or to take advantage of all the wonderful things the British state has to offer.

Here’s how this wonderful scam works: 

1. Pay £87, plus a further £500 or so for bribes and translation services, and apply for Bulgarian citizenship.
2. Wait for your new passport to arrive in the post.
3. Come to the UK and immediately take advantage of free health care, housing, free education for your children, and after a year, free money.

To become a Bulgarian citizen, you do not need to be able to speak Bulgarian, or to have ever visited the country. You do not even need to know where it is.  All you need to know is that, as the 4th most corrupt country on earth, Bulgarian citizenship is for sale at a very reasonable cost.

Already 70 000 Nigerians, 240 000 Moldovans and 500 000 Russians have applied for and received Bulgarian nationality, and you can join them. The Bulgarians know that they are definitely on to a winner here:  They get money for issuing the documents, and they know that nobody would ever be stupid enough to actually exercise their right to come and live in Bulgaria: They’re all heading to the UK to provide yet more fantastic cheap labour for Labour Party’s friends in the business community. 

For more click HERE.

12 Oct 2006: Fabulous immigrant benefit scam news.

 The London Evening Standard has carried a story that Abu Hamza, the preacher of hate, has been buying property while on benefits, and even while in prison.  We in the Labour Party are delighted that lovely lovely foreign and dark skinned folks are milking the benefits system, while white British working class scum go without.  When we came to power in 1996 our main objective was to divert resources away from white people, and this is a fantastic example of how succesful we have been.  (For more click HERE)