21 May 2007: Yet another fantastic immigrant housing scam

Here’s a fantastic new scam which will enable us to continue to allocate social housing to foreign and dark skinned folk, at the expense of the indigenous population of the country. Recently we allowed the unrestricted right of access to the UK to nationals from third world hell hole countries like Romania and Bulgaria, but for political reasons they were not immediately entitled to free council houses.

Fortunately, members of the lovely, wonderful Roma gipsy community have found a clever way to get round the restrictions, which means we can continue to  give them huge houses, despite the rules  Here’s how it works:

Roma Gipsies:  Send us your children and get a free council house!!

1. Send your children over to the UK unaccompanied.  As gipsy births are often unregistered, particularly in Romania and Bulgaria, all they need to do is to tell the authorities that they are under 18, even if they are older!  (No proof needed)   If they are pregnant or have children, even better.
2. Tell them to visit the social services department of any local authority and register as homeless. They will immediately be given somewhere to live, and free money.
3. Incredibly, no attempt will be made to send your children home, or re-unite them with their parents (which would happen with British runaways).
4. When they turn 18, they will automatically be removed from local authority care, and as they are technically homeless, they will then be given a large, luxurious council property, theirs to enjoy and they can then  start an accelerated breeding programme, so that they can make even more lovely gipsy folk, who will in turn be given council houses as soon as they turn 18.
5. They can then invite the rest of the family to join them in their new accomodation, and so the whole family will be able to enjoy all the free benefits Britain has to offer: Schooling, health care, money, etc.  Fantastic!!

Don’t worry about the local population feeling resentful at you jumping the queue for housing: If they complain we will placate them be telling them how lucky they are to have so much diversity enrichment, and if they don’t believe us we will put them in prison

Note:  This scam has been used by Nigerians and folks from the Carribbean for years, and we are delighted that it has been extended to our new European friends. Fantastic!!

Do you know about a scam which will help us to give more council houses to foreigners? If you do, click HERE to send it to us. All participants will, as usual, be given a large, expensive council house, subject to our usual terms and conditions.