Here we provides resources for all bogus asylum seekers and immigrants, both ‘legal’ and ‘illegal’.  Obviously, we can’t officially endorse theft from the state, forgery and other illegal activities  by immigrants, but, if it diverts resources from the British working classes, we’re for it and will take no action to stop it.

To find out where to get your forged documents so that you can start stealing money in a number of false names from the British state, click HERE

Once you have all your false papers sorted out, or have succeeded in your bogus asylum claim click HERE to find out about the best ways to steal even more money, housing, health care, and other  resources, from the State.  If you have any ideas, click HERE to send them to us. There is a prize for all entries used, and you could win our ‘Scam of the Month’ award!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

mmm