31 December 2006:  AN APPEAL TO THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY

On the eve of the accession of Bulgaria and Romania to the EU, we are expecting between 6 and 8 million people from these hell hole third world countries to enter the UK in the next few months.

These people have even lower standards than the Poles, and will work like slaves for wages even Chinese peasants would laugh at, thus creating a fantastic opportunity for exploitation and and a chance for you business owners and rich people to get even richer!

Unfortunately, the local population are becoming increasingly resentful, as their housing, health care and jobs are taken away from them, and are planning to vote for parties other than the Labour Party at the next opportunity. As a result, we have a propaganda war on our hands, and you can help us win it!

We know that it is perfectly possible for you to employ British workers, but they tend to want reasonable, safe conditions of work, and legal wage levels, which makes your business less profitable, and means that you might not be able to afford a 5 bedroom house in Chelsea, and might have to live in Fulham instead!  (Appalling)

Here’s how YOU can help: In the next few weeks you might find yourself being interviewed by the press, some of whom are also mystified by the government’s total commitment to unlimited immigration, and  If this happens, please remember to state the party line, without deviation: Always say,

‘My business depends on foreigners because they are such wonderful workers and lovely people. They are good for the economy and I couldn’t manage without them.  I have advertised jobs before, but British people don’t seem to want them, because they are lazy, unlike foreigners who are without exception virtuous and hard working. This country couldn’t manage without all these fabulous, lovely immigrants, who bring me and my business only joy and happiness.’

Do not, under any circumstances, say the following: (Although it’s the truth)

‘My business depends on foreigners.  British people only want safe working conditions, and at least the minimum wage, and refuse to be exploited. I have advertised sub minimum wage, dangerous jobs before, and British people don’t seem to be interested, because they are not desperate enough.  Foreigners, on the other hand, seem to understand the need to work for nothing and are stupid bastards who I can exploit ruthlessly and make much more money as a result. We appeal to the government to allow more foreign cheap labour  in to our country, because they are good for the economy, (or at least, my economy.), and, of course, they also bring us the enrichment of diversity, (although I don’t know much about that, as I send my kids to an all white school and live in a white area).’

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.  Together, we can fool the British public into electing us for another five years, so that we can continue to systematically destroy their lives and ‘enrich’ our business friends in the process.

8 April 2007 Fantastic Local Elections News

Special Labour Party offer to all you foreign and dark skinned folk:  Vote Labour at least five times in the local elections and get another guaranteed free council house!!

As you know, only the Labour Party is committed to allowing unlimited immigration, and the allocation of all state housing, health care, education and government jobs to ‘off white’ and immigrant types, at the expense of the indigenous population.

Now we need your help. By voting Labour at least five times in the next local elections, you will help us to stay in power, and ensure that your ride on the fabulous state sponsored taxpayer funded Labour Party gravy train continues. 

In return for your support we will allocate a fabulous, wonderful, fantastic council house to you, to compliment the one we have already given you, yours to let out or use to house your many relatives who will soon be coming to the UK to join you.

Here’s how to take part in our wonderful ‘Nigerian’ electoral scam, and win YOUR new home:

  1. Register to vote using the form sent to every household, or available from your local council. Add at least 5 false names to the form.  No checks will ever be made to ensure that the people you put down actually exist, or are entitled to vote, so this is easy to do.
  2. Request a postal voting form for each of the fictitious names on your list.
  3. Send in your postal votes to the local Labour Party, voting for Labour each time.
  4. Sit back and relax:  A free council house will be yours!

Foreign and dark skinned folk: Vote Labour and get one of these: Guaranteed!

Of course, registering to vote under false names has a side benefit for you as well: It wlll enable you to get credit cards, mortgages, bank accounts and other forms of credit, because banks and credit card companies stupidly allocate these to applicants on the basis of their name being on the register of electors. You can make huge numbers of fraudulent applications, disappear, and make a fortune!!

We in the Labour Party have systematically perverted the electoral process, and have been so successful in doing this that the European Union has launched an enquiry in to our electoral system, the first time  this has ever happened in a western democracy!  It’s all part of the process of making you foreign types feel at home, particularly if you are from the third world and are used to elections being fraudulent.

By rigging elections we are able to assist you (and ourselves) and ensure that the democratic process is a mere inconvenience, not a means of removing us from office.  It’s also the way we will defeat the evil (but stupidly honest) BNP, who have been making headway in recent opinion polls.

Remember, we need to be in power in order to give you your council house, (and everything else) and, like you, we are prepared to engage in any kind of fraud and dishonesty to maintain our position, including bribing you to help us.

VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN! VOTE LABOUR!

Note:  We regret that this offer is not open to white people of British origin.  As a matter of principle, we cannot and will not ever allocate free housing to them.  We don’t need to reward them for voting for us, anyway, as they are all half wits who will do so out of habit, no matter what we do.

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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