20 September 2007: More fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news

We in the Labour Party are proud of our incredible, covert policy of uncontrolled, unlimited immigration in to the UK, and are always on the lookout for wonderful stories of the lovely things foreign folk do to ‘enrich’ us with diversity.  Here’s just a few the we have found in the last few days.

Update:  27 September 2007:  Another fabulous story of lovely foreign folk, this time from Slovakia, bringing ‘enrichment’ to the revolting white British working class oiks who infest the town of Chatham, in Kent.  This time they seem to be incredibly ungrateful for all the joy we are bringing them, but a spell in jail should teach ‘em! For more click HERE.

Black children tortured in London after being accused of being ‘witches’.

Lovely Asian grandmother imprisoned for life for ordering ‘honour’ killing.

Police now dealing with epidemic of people trafficking, and third world style slavery.

Always remember, it was the Labour Party who brought you all this loveliness, and we plan to bring you much more in the future, so there will be plenty more fantastic stories like this to look forward to.

** Do you have similar stories of how foreign and dark skinned people are helping the UK to become a more ‘enriched’ place?  Send them to lunaticasylum@thelabourparty.org.uk . All participants will receive a free council house, subject to our usual terms and conditions. **

MORE FABULOUS ‘ENRICHMENT OF DIVERSITY’ NEWS

3 Aug 2007:  WOMAN TORTURES BABY TO DEATH IN AN ‘ENRICHED’ WAY! CLICK HERE

23 July 2006:  FANTASTIC COMMUNITY RELATION NEWS.  CLICK HERE

19 July 2006:  GOOD NEWS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE SEX:  LOVELY FOREIGN PEOPLE ARE BRINGING IN FABULOUS SEX SLAVES.  CLICK HERE

19 July 2006:  HONOUR KILLINGS:  WE RESPECT THE CULTURE OF ALL FOREIGNERS AS LONG AS THEY VOTE FOR THE LABOUR PARTY.  CLICK HERE

17 July 2006: WOMAN WINS EMPLOYMENT TRIBUNAL BECAUSE FELLOW EMPLOYEE CALLED HER A ‘FOREIGNER’.  FOR MORE CLICK HERE.

29 June 2006: A HEART WARMING STORY ABOUT EVERYDAY SCHOOLCHILDREN IN SHEFFIELD BEING ENRICHED.  CLICK HERE

 

5 July 2006  Fabulous diversity news.

JULY 7TH IS ‘HUG A MUSLIM’ DAY. PLEASE, GIVE A MUSLIM A HUG, WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF THE LABOUR PARTY SUPPORTERS COMMITTEE!!!

July 7th is the annniversary of the Islamic inspired suicide bombing attacks on London.  We in the Labour Party feel that this ghastly atrocity was the fault of the entire nation, (and not the perpetrators),  because of our failure to engage with Muslims, almost all of whom are lovely lovely people who bring us only joy and happiness through the ‘enrichment of diversity’.

So appalling has our failure been, that young Muslim men are becoming alienated from society and a number of them feel that the only thing left for them to do is blow themselves up on tube trains, killing large numbers of innocent folk in the process.

We are therefore asking everybody to hug all Muslims, wherever you see them, on July 7th, and at the same time, tell them that you forgive them.

Please, do this wherever and whenever you encounter Muslims, on this special day, whether at work, on a train, in hospital, in prison, or outside your local mosque, go up to them and give them a huge, loving, Labour Party hug.

If you show them that you love them, maybe the extremists among them might stop trying to kill us.

Note: SAFETY FIRST!!   If, while engaging in Muslim hugging activities, you feel hard items placed against their skin, or wires attached to their bodies, run like hell!

Give these lovely Muslims a hug, compliments of the Labour Party.

If we show them we care, maybe they will stop their ‘Jihad’.  Give them a hug as well!

Hook (left) needs a hug! If you are in Belmarsh, give him a hug, and tell him that you love him!

If you see Osama Bin Ladin, (far left), give him a warm Labour Party hug too

 (Below) Muslim women, just like other women, also want to be hugged. 

All we need is love: Give Muslims, like these, a hug on July 7th.

12 May 2006  Fabulous Diversity News

NEW WAYS FOR EMPLOYERS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR FANTASTIC CHEAP LABOUR BONANZA!

We know that employers love foreigners because they are cheap, but here is a fantastic new way for you to get a month’s free labour from our wonderful illegal immigrant community!

Here’s how it works: Employ immigrants in low status jobs like kitchen porter, digging holes, etc, and offer an unusually good rate of pay to attract them, (more than the minimum wage). Make your new employees work very hard, and don’t have any regard for their health and safety- after all, there’s plenty more where that came from.

At the end of the month, just before you pay them, tell them that you are being inspected by the Immigration Service, and they need to bring their documents in to get paid. Because it is an official inspection, they should not use forgeries, because this will result in their immediate arrest.  Then, watch your former workforce disappear over the horizon faster than you can say ‘I love the Cheap Labour Party!’ Fantastic! Your profits will grow and grow!!!

Do you have any ideas for the exploitation of illegal immigrants?  If so, click HERE to tell us about them. There will be a free council house for the best ideas we post on the site.

23 July 2006:  More fabulous ‘diversity’ news.

HOME OFFICE NOW OFFICIALLY PART OF THE THIRD WORLD. (DAILY TELEGRAPH)

We in the Labour Party love the third world and all the people who live there, and we are proud to announce that the Home Office has wholeheartedly adopted ‘Nigerian’ standards in the administration of our immigration policy. This helps us in our objective of allowing the entire dark skinned population of the world to come and live here and bring us more wonderful cheap labour and ‘diversity enrichment.’ (Also click HERE for more from the Daily Telegraph.) 

MORE FANTASTIC NEWS: THE ENRICHMENT OF DIVERSITY IN PRESTON.  Another story of everyday folk enjoying the wonderful benefits of our fabulous multicultural society.

25 June 2006 Fabulous anti racism news.

We are proud to announce the launch of a new website by the fabulous ‘anti fascist’ Searchlight organisation.  Here’s the address: www.searchlight.org.uk   (Note:  External website.  Not affiliated with www.thelabourparty.org.uk)

We in the Labour Party support all anti racist organisations, and are delighted that they receive huge donations from the National Lottery, even though this is technically illegal. (Political organisations are not considered ‘good causes’ within the definition provided by the Lottery Act).

Searchlight is dedicated to the cause of a war on racism, whatever that means, and some of its supporters even advocate the use of extreme violence to ‘smash the BMP, the Bit Map Party’, which is dedicated to the production of unfeasably large image files. (Some mistake here, surely? Ed)

If the BMP succeeds in their electoral ambitions, there would be no more cheap Labour voters,and we could be out of a job, so please do support them and send them all your money

18 September 2006: More fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

Immigration causes 75% of AIDS cases in the UK.  Here is a fabulous example of just how lovely foreign folk are enriching us with their wonderful, diverse health issues.  (For more click HERE)

05 October 2006: More enrichment of diversity news.

We have been receiving disturbing reports of riots in Windsor, centred on attempts by the local wonderful, fabulous lovely Muslim community to build a fantastic Mosque, right in the heart of the city.  (For more click HERE)

We in the Labour Party are absolutely appalled.  As we have frequently said on this site, all Muslims are lovely lovely people who bring us only joy and happiness in every way, through the enrichment of diversity, and we love the beautiful, exotic places of worship they create all over our country.

We hear that even the Queen was looking forward to being woken up early in the morning by the electronically amplified sound of the call to prayer of the faithful, and the charming political chanting’, etc, which usually emanate from such places.  She has even converted a part of the castle into a prayer room, and, who knows, soon the whole palace might be converted into a mosque! The latest protest by the local population is therefore  absolutely unacceptable.

Windsor Castle:  Soon to be converted into a Mosque?

Fortunately, groups of Muslim youths from nearby Slough, some armed with knives and batons, came to the aid of their fellows in Windsor and managed to put a stop to this disgusting example of Islamophobia. 

Let us make one thing clear: Anyone who opposes the building of a mosque is a vicious, evil racist, and we will soon be bringing in legislation to make it a criminal offence to do so.  Mosques are lovely, and Muslims are lovely, and anyone who thinks different should and will be sent to prison for a long time.

20 September 2006: Fantastic ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

HOME SECRETARY VISITS MUSLIM COMMUNITY, AND EXPERIENCES THE ‘ENRICHMENT OF DIVERSITY’ FOR HIMSELF.

John Reid, our wonderful, competent Home Secretary, visited the fabulous Muslim community in Leytonstone today, and experienced the same joy and happiness that working class white British folk have been enjoying for years. It’s good that he managed to find the time to share in all that fantastic enrichment!! (For more click HERE.)

 

10 November 2006:  Fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

Yet more fantastic, heart warming examples of folks all over the country being ‘enriched’ by ‘diversity’, this time in Glasgow and London.  Don’t forget next time you vote, folks, that it was us who brought you all this immigrant loveliness.  Wonderful!!!

A note for the press: In the past, we have asked you to suppress stories of asian gangs terrorising white people, and to do the opposite when dark skinned folk are the victims of attacks by whites. (eg. Steven Lawrence, Damilola Taylor, etc.)  However, we have now decided that, by creating fear amongst the white working classes, we can encourage them to leave the country, thereby making way for even more fantastic cheap labour immigrants from the third world, so we would ask that you feature these attacks as news more in the future.  Thank you.

01 November 2006:  More fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

Yet more press reports of the wonderful joy and happiness which immigrants bring to our country: (Romanian and Bulgarian organised crime, and machine guns in Camberwell). Also, something we never had before we allowed all those wonderful folk from the third world in to our country: Honour killings.  Isn’t it fantastic that we can experience all this wonderful enrichment every day!  The next time you vote, remember that it was us who brought you all this fantastic immigrant joy!!

13 Oct 2006: More fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

HERE ARE SOME MORE WONDERFUL STORIES OF EVERYDAY FOLK ALL OVER THE COUNTRY ENJOYING THE ‘ENRICHMENT’ OF ‘DIVERSITY’, BROUGHT TO US BY ALL THE LOVELY IMMIGRANTS AND DARK SKINNED FOLK WE HAVE ALLOWED IN TO OUR COUNTRY IN UNIMAGINABLE NUMBERS.

GIRL, 14, ARRESTED FOR WANTING TO BE TAUGHT IN ENGLISH IN SCHOOL

MAN ARRESTED FOR REVVING HIS CAR IN A RACIST MANNER

WOMAN BARRED FROM TEACHING FOR WEARING VEIL TAKES EMPLOYER TO COURT.  POTENTIAL COST OF £1 MILLION TO TAXPAYER.  (MONEY WELL SPENT, WE THINK!)

It’s when we read wonderful stories like this that we realise just lucky we are to live in an enriched, multicultural paradise.  If you have more heartwarming stories like this, send them to britsarescum@thelabourparty.org.uk

9 December 2006: More wonderful ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

Here are some more lovely stories which remind us of how lucky we are to live in a fantastic multiethnic multicultural society. Never forget, while reading these press reports, that it was the Labour Party who brought you all this fabulous immigrant joy!!

Muslim who hates the queen eats swan for Ramadan.

Fabulous lovely black boys (victims of racism) murder white lawyer. (If ever we needed proof that we need to give foreign and dark skinned folks more money, so that they no longer feel the need to savagely attack white people and murder them for their mobile phones, this is it.)

Here’s a heartwarming story of how Kriss Donald, of Scotland, was able to enjoy 15 years of the enrichment of diversity, before being murdered in a random racist attack.  When it comes to the murder of working class white folks by lovely lovely foreigners, we in the Labour Party adopt the ‘Tesco’ motto:  Every little helps!!

Immigrants 'behind crime wave' - police A heart warming story from the Observer.

Nigerian fraud epidemic. We in the Labour Party are proud of the fact that we have done nothing to stop a tidal wave of Nigerian fraudsters entering our country.  These people may steal money from old age pensioners, etc, but they do so in such a charming way, and those of us with our wits about us have a fantastic opportunity to chuckle at the stupidity of those who were daft enough to trust anyone from West Africa.  Wonderful!!

17 January 2007: The ‘enrichment of diversity’:  Fantastic recipe.

We in the Labour party are proud of the fact that, through our policy of unlimited immigration, we have allowed the public to be exposed to many wonderful foreign foods. In the spirit of generosity we always experience from our foreign friends, several readers have sent us wonderful recipe for a particular Islamic delicacy which we would like to share with you.  Mmmm... delicious!!

Islamic Chapattibomb

Ingredients:

  1. 1 Kg Chapatti flour
  2. 1 500ml bottle of hydrogen peroxide (available from most hairdressing shops)
  3. 200ml acetone
  4. 100ml concentrated sulphuric acid.
  5. Detonator

Instructions:

Place the Chapati flour in a large rucksack, along with the other ingredients, and place the detonator on top.  For extra flavour, sprinkle with  some nuts, (and also bolts, and rusty nails).  Carry the rucksack on to a crowded tube train or bus and set the detonator off, and hey, presto! A delicious and nutritious meal, which you can share with everyone around you! (Whether they want it or not!) Fantastic!!

Chapattibomb:  A fabulous Islamic dish with extra ‘zing’!  Delicious!!!

Thanks to the six wonderful lads from east Africa who provided this recipe, and each of them will be given a huge council house. Unfortunately, we hear that they are on trial at the moment, as a result of a misunderstanding by our racist police, but we will ensure that they are released soon and will be given everything they need to live the rest of their lives in luxury, courtesy of the British taxpayer.

When it comes to dark skinned and foreign folk, nothing is too much trouble. All we ask is that you VOTE LABOUR!!

To all you Kuffarrs out there, please remember that it was us who brought you (and are still bringing you) all this fantastic diversity, a fact we hope you will remember when you next have an opportunity to vote.  If it wasn’t for us, you wouldn’t be enjoying dishes like Chapattibomb, but would instead be eating fish and chips! (YUK!)

15 January 2007: More Islamic loveliness!

Thanks to Channel 4 for their fantastic ‘Dispatches’ program, on 14 January, which gave lovely, peace loving Muslims the chance to tell the world what they truly believe in.  This is definitely one in the eye for all those nasty racist fascist nazi thug BMP supporters out there who say that it may just be possible that some followers of the Prophet are NOT lovely!  To view this fantastic celebration of the ‘enrichment of diversity’ which our Muslim cheap Labour voters bring us, click HERE

For Johnathan Lefwinger’s specal page, dedicated to courting the wonderful, and highly numerous, Islamic vote, Click HERE

Remember, we in the Labour Party love all Muslims, and believe that anyone who does not love them deserves to be STONED TO DEATH!! (In the name of tolerance) That’s why we are letting them in to our country in unimaginable numbers!! FANTASTIC

11 June 2007:  More fantastic ‘enrichment of diversity’ news

We in the Labour Party are always on the lookout for stories on the web which illustrate just how lovely foreign cultures are, and how wonderful it is that we have brought you folks out there so much joy by our policy of unlimited immigration.  Here’s a story about a lovely lady which we found on the BBC.  (Click HERE)

For a heartwarming story of  diversity enrichment, as experienced by this fab foreigner, click HERE

If it wasn’t for the Labour Party, you folks out there, particularly members of our law enforcement community, wouldn’t be experiencing nearly as much enrichment on a daily basis, a fact we would ask you to remember when you next get a chance to vote for us!

12 May 2007: More fantastic enrichment of diversity news

Since we abandoned immigration controls ten years ago, communities all over the country are experiencing the enrichment of diversity at an unprecedented rate.

Here’s a wonderful, heart warming story we found on the BBC website, a real life example of  the consequences of our fabulous immigration policies. For more click HERE.

06 May 2007: More fantastic enrichment of diversity news.

We in the Labour Party are immensely proud of the how we have brought so many wonderful foreigners together in our country and made them all love each other (or go to jail)! Here’s a story which caught our eye from the BBC of every day immigrant and dark skinned folk getting on with each other.  (To view full story click HERE)

Remember, if it wasn’t for the Labour Party and our policy of unlimited immigration folks wouldn’t be enjoying such enrichment on a daily basis.

11 July 2007:  More fantastic ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

We in the Labour Party are proud of our record of allowing uncontrolled immigration in to our country because of the fabulous cultural enrichment our lovely foreign communities bring us.  Here is a story of a wonderful middle eastern custom, female genital mutilation, which we found on the BBC website.

Remember, if you want more foreigners and their lovely customs in our country,
VOTE LABOUR

30 June 2007:  More fabulous ‘enrichment of diversity’ news.

Wonderful news folks:  It’s not just Londoners that are experiencing the ‘enrichment of diversity’. Here’s a fantastic story of every day folk at Glasgow airport experiencing the consequences of our wonderful policy of unlimited immigration, multiculturalism, and our military exploits in the Middle East.

Always remember, it was the Labour Party, by allowing in and giving preferential treatment to foreigners and their lovely cultures, while at the same time engaging in unwinnable wars  which has brought you all these fantastic, and highly entertaining incidents, so don’t forget, if you want more of the same, VOTE LABOUR!!

29 June 2007:  More fabulous ‘Enrichment of Diversity’ news.

Here’s a fantastic, wonderful, story of everyday folks in London enjoying the ‘enrichment of diversity’. (For more click HERE).

Remember, it was the Labour Party who brought you all this fantastic enrichment of diversity through our wonderful policy of unlimited immigration. If you want more enrichment like this, VOTE LABOUR!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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