WARNING

It has come to our attention that a number of ‘jokes’ are circulating around the internet which criticise our fantastic, wonderful cheap labour foreign friends, who have come to this country to make us and our business owning friends rich.

While we in the Labour Party do have a sense of humour, (for instance, we often laugh at how stupid white people are, voting for us when we are working so hard to destroy them), we will not tolerate subversion or criticism in any way.  These jokes are therefore BANNED. 

A list of the offending material has been published HERE, and will be added to as we receive them.  To provide balance, an number of hilarious Labour Party approved jokes can be found HERE.

As we have said before, we believe in freedom of speech, but only if that freedom is used to praise the Party and all our fabulous, wonderful foreign friends, more and more of whom are coming to our country every day.