We in the Labour Party believe that Islam is a lovely lovely religion, and all Muslims are fantastic people who should be allowed to come to Britain and impose Sharia law on the whole country because everything they do is so wonderful. (Apart from the ones who blow up tube trains, but they are not proper Muslims, and anyway, they are only a tiny tiny minority of these fantastic, fabulous people.)

The links below are to stories in the press illustrating the loveliness of this fantastic religion of peace, and the practices of Islamic countries.

27 July 2006: Execution of a teenage girl (in Iran)  (BBC)

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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