Britain is a fantastic country to work in if you are a legal or illegal immigrant or bogus asylum seeker. All employers are subject to legislation which means that they have to employ immigrants, particularly non whites, in preference to the indigenous population, so as to meet 'diversity' targets. Also, if you use your forged qualifications to get yourself employed somewhere, you will never be sacked, no matter how incompetent you are, because you can then take your employer to a tribunal alleging racism, and be paid millions in compensation.

In addition, there are several organisations, public and private, which only employ non whites:

• Metropolitan Police: 'The Met' as it is known, no longer recruits from the white British population.  Only non whites and immigrants are even given an interview.  Because of this, the entry qualifications have been significantly reduced, so if you have a criminal record, or are illiterate, or a paedophile, you will still be accepted.
   
• Parking Enforcement: Local councils use private companies to walk the streets issuing fines to illegally parked cars.  Because the job is dangerous and low paid, such companies routinely recruit from prisons and immigration detention centres, and as a result, 25% of parking attendants are illegal immigrants. Although low paid, this job does offer opportunities for the taking of bribes, and because you are on the streets, legitimately, you have the opportunity to take part in other types of crime, such as the theft of motor vehicles, etc.  A perfect job for immigrants!
   
• Post Office: The Royal Mail actively recruits immigrants because of their cheapness. Unfortunately, this has resulted in criminal gangs joining the Royal Mail in order to steal cheque books, credit cards, etc, with the result that the Royal Mail is no longer a safe place to post letters. 
   
• Construction: Construction companies now only employ cheap immigrant labour, and have hugely reduced their costs as a result. Unfortunately, death rates as a result of accidents are soaring, because employers no longer care about workers. If one dies, there are always thousands waiting in their home countries to take their place.
   
• Immigration Service: Yes, incredible but true!  The people charged with the onerous responsibility of policing our borders are low paid, and employers compete with parking and fast food companies for staff.  The result is that a large proportion of workers at airports and ports are foreign. This is an excellent job, because it offers many opportunities to take bribes.
   
• Security: The influx of yardie gangsters, etc, has resulted in a huge increase in crime, which means that the Police can't cope. The result is that a huge private security industry has been created, which, in turn, provides more opportunities for immigrants!

• Making employment applications: This is a profession in its own right, and one which can make you rich very quickly, because every time you try to get a job and don’t succeed, you can take the organisation concerned to an employment tribunal and play the race card.  A good example of this is if you are an illiterate peasant, apply for a job as a university lecturer, and when you are rejected, claim a million pounds on the grounds that you have been discriminated against.  Quite a number of people have made their fortune doing this.

If none of these appeals to you, there are hundreds of other opportunities in catering, street cleaning, etc.  You could try office cleaning in London as well:  95% of office cleaners in London are illegal immigrants, and many other sectors are the same.  You will soon have lots of money to send to the folks at home, so that they in turn can enter Britain illegally.  Good luck!!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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