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Urgent call to all our supporters: At the May 1st local government elections, use our incredibly well designed and fraudulent ‘postal vote ghost voter’ system to help us stay in power. This particularly applies to all you fabulous immigrants out there: If you want to continue to receive free houses, money, health care, etc, and to be allowed to bring in unlimited numbers of friends and relatives to our country, you need to help us to help you.
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Here’s all you need to do::
- Register to vote, even if you have no right to do so, using the form supplied by your local authority. (You MUST register by 16 April.)
- Add as many fictitious names to the form as you can.
- Apply for postal votes for each of these ‘ghost’ voters.
- Put a cross in the box next to the Labour Party candidate.
- Send your forms to your local Labour Party, and we will arrange for a luxurious 3 bedroomed council house to be allocated to you for every 10 fraudulent votes! (Subject to our usual terms and conditions)
Note to Labour Party canvassers and activists: Don’t waste time canvassing! Simply visit local care homes and geriatric hospitals, and offer to ‘help’ the confused residents to vote, by taking in their blank postal voting forms, to save them having to post them. Then, just put a cross next to the Labour Party.
Remember, we don’t want to waste time winning the old fashioned way, by convincing voters that our policies are the best, or by asking them to judge us on our record. The modern, New Labour way to victory is to by cheating. It’s worked for Robert Mugabe for 30 years, so why not for us! We believe that elections are merely a means of establishing our legitimacy, not an opportunity for the electorate to vote us out of power.
Warning: This method is only permitted if used to help Labour to win. Anyone trying it on behalf of ANY OTHER PARTY will be arrested and sent to prison.
WE CHEAT AND WE WIN! VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN, VOTE LABOUR!!
HELP THE LABOUR PARTY TO RUN ELECTIONS ROBERT MUGABE WOULD BE PROUD OF!
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