Our economic policy is very simple.

1. Allow unlimited immigration.
2. Give all state subsidised housing only to foreigners and dark skinned people.
3. This creates a huge housing shortage, causing house prices to rocket.
4. 70% of the population own their own homes, and they get richer and richer, which makes them happy, so they vote Labour.
5. Allow illegal immigrants to take jobs from the indigenous population, thus creating a huge pool of cheap labour, which makes businesses more profitable.
6. Turn members of the indigenous population who don’t own houses and who have to compete with illegal immigrants for jobs into a new peasant class, a pool of ever present cheap labour ready to make us and our business mates richer and richer.
7. Retire and enjoy our new found wealth.

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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