Crime

The UK is a true paradise for foreign criminals and terrorists:  Consider the following:

1) There is no official means of proving your identity, so banks, companies and others rely on easily forged documents like electricity bills, making the UK one of the easiest places in the world to change your name or have many aliases.

2) There are no exchange control regulations, and no check on the movement of money, so you will be able to send the proceeds of drug dealing or other high cash flow crime abroad without any problems.

3) There is very little policing of the population. Furthermore, if the police attempt to interact with ethnic minorities they are immediately accused of being racist. The simple act of arresting a black person becomes impossible, because the person concerned will immediately go to court, alleging that the officers made racist statements during the arrest, or that the arrest was racially motivated.  Thus, if you have a brown or black skin you are effectively above the law.

4) There are excellent physical and data communication links with the rest of the world:  This is particularly useful for Nigerian fraudsters, who rely on email and the Web to commit all kinds of fraud.

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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