The Labour Party has done a fantastic job in reducing crime. However, one unintended consequence of opening our borders to allow the entire population of the  third world to enter our country is that there has been an increase in crimes that are alleged to have been committed by ethnic minorities and foreigners.

Related to this phenomenon is an increase in imaginary crimes, where stupid people believe that they have been the victims of a crimes perpetrated by foreigners or blacks, even though we believe that this is almost impossible.

We in the Labour Party know that all foreigners and ethnic minorities who come to the UK do so only to work and become pillars of the community, and where they are accused or convicted of crime, this is due only to the racism of the Police, complainants and juries. 

We have included some examples below, all of which prove beyond doubt that all foreigners are lovely lovely people who never ever commit any kind of crime and who bring us nothing but joy, happiness and cheap labour at all times.

16 June 2007:  Incredible ethnic minority crime news:  Labour Party Exclusive!!!

BNP RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL BLACK CRIME!

URGENT!! CHANGE IN OFFICIAL LABOUR PARTY VIEW WITH REGARD TO CRIME COMMITTED BY FOREIGN AND DARK SKINNED FOLKS.

For years, we in the Labour Party have maintained that all foreign and dark skinned folk are wonderful, and that they never commit crime, but bring us only joy and happiness.  It’s one of the propaganda tools we used to justify our policy of unlimited third world immigration. Unfortunately, the newspapers these days are full of pictures of black criminals, some of whom have been guilty of the most horrific crimes (for examples click here, here and here), and the public are getting skeptical.

Our first reaction to this visual presentation of what appears to be an orgy of savage criminal acts by blacks was to assert that the perpetrators were not in fact dark skinned, but were white BNP supporters in disguise, trying in their racist fascist Nazi way, to discredit our fabulous foreign and dark skinned friends. However, a number of these people have been arrested and imprisoned, and, despite a number of showers, they seem to be remaining resolutely black, and we are again losing credibiity amongst the public, and, let’s face it, the last thing we want is for them to think we’re stupid!

To counter this, we have done some ‘research’, and have made an incredible ‘discovery’:  It seems that huge numbers of innocent, lovely black folks are being abducted by the BNP, anaesthetised, and are having silicon chips implanted in their brains which turns them into automatons, capable of committing acts of unimaginable violence, programmed by the BNP, in order to discredit the millions of fabulous law abiding, hard working and ‘enriching’ black people now living in our country.

A silicon chip, (left) implanted in the heads of innocent black people by Nick Griffin (right) and his racist fascist nazi thug party, turning them from fabulous, lovely people into mindless thugs and criminals. 

Proof of this is a silicon chip found near Tennyson Obih, the Nigerian illegal immigrant who was arrested following a murderous rampage through Luton, which culminated in the lethal stabbingr of a policeman.

Clearly, without the intervention of the BNP, all these lovely dark skinned folks would even now be in the community, helping old ladies across the road and generally devoting their lives to the good of everyone they encounter.

As a result of our ‘research’ we will shortly be introducing legislation which will outlaw the BNP, just in time for the next elections, and will also arrest Nick Griffin, possibly on trumped up charges, just like last time, and keep him out of harm’s way while we are re-elected. By the time the public find out that we are talking c**p, as usual, it will be too late, and they will be stuck with us for another ‘enriching’ 5 years. Fantastic!!

29 March 2006

Allowing Latvia, a third world country, in to the EU has been a great success, allowing hordes of ignorant peasants to come here and work for almost nothing, and get free health care, housing and benefits.  The case of Viktor Dembovskis, a convicted rapist who came here without any kind of checks at all, should be considered as a rare event, and in no way proof that immigrants are anything other than lovely, lovely people who never commit crime, and in fact, they bring us the ‘enrichment’ of ‘diversity’, including new, different kinds of crime.

The fact that he raped and killed a 17 year old girl and has been sentenced to life imprisonment, at a cost to the taxpayer of £38 million, is not an argument for stopping immigrants from all over the world coming here without any kinds of official controls if they want to. We in the Labour party believe that controlling our borders would mean that businesses would have to pay more for labour.  The occasional murder, rape, and a significant increase in low level crimes such as mugging, burglary, and drug dealing is a small price to pay for this wonderful immigrant labour bonanza. 

18 April 2006 Comment from our Labour Agony Uncle Tony

BBC GUILTY OF BLATANT RACISM!!

Tonight’s screening of Shops, Robbers and Videotape, screened on BBC1, showed a Police operation against pickpockets, shoplifters and other criminals in London’s Oxford Street. Incredibly, of the 14 people arrested, not one was white and British!! Moldovans, Romanians, Algerians, and an assortment of blacks and east Europeans were all depicted committing petty thefts and other assorted offences, and also behaving in a nasty, unpleasant way when arrested.

Clearly, this was blatant racism and xenophobia. We in the Labour Party know that all foreigners, even bogus asylum seekers, are very kind, decent and honest people who all work hard and help to provide essential services for all of us, selflessy sacrificing themselves to help their new found country in any way they can. Clearly, the appalling scoundrels we saw on TV must have been part of a very very small minority of foreign criminals, and in no way representative of foreigners as a whole.

By not waiting for British people to commit crime, and then filming them, the BBC has given the impression that all foreigners are crooks, and we are quite understandably outraged.

Once again BBC has again been guilty of xenophobia and racism, thus proving beyond doubt that it has totally lost its independence and is now the propaganda arm of the UKIP party.

Rest assured, we will remember this when the BBC charter comes up for renewal!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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