We in the Labour Party are tired of people abusing their basic civil rights, in order to do harm to the Party,  hence we have called this page ‘Civil Repression’, the opposite of ‘civil liberties’.  We are constantly working out ways to prevent people from telling the truth about us, and hence damaging our electoral chances.

We believe in freedom of speech, as long as that freedom is used to say nice things about us and about immigrants and dark skinned people. Anyone who says anything different will, after a short show trial, be sent to prison forever.

Details of our latest repressive measures and show trials will be posted here, as a warning to others. Remember the New Labour motto:   Put up or shut up.

2 July 2006  Fantastic news from the London Assembly

KEN LIVINGSTONE DOESN’T LIKE THIS WEBSITE: CALLS IN THE POLICE!

One of our fabulous activists, has forwarded to us a recent exchange of emails between a wonderful, ‘enriched’ person, and the Mayor himself. Ken, the maverick Labour Mayor of London, who briefly left the Labour Party after a policy dispute, is again going his own way on the issues raised in this site: Here’s the correspondence:
 
 
11 May 2006

Dear Ken

I have just discovered a website so vile that I could hardly believe that someone would have dared to create it: www.thelabourparty.org.uk . The whole site is dedicated to making Labour and its immigration policies look stupid, and also it is very racist. 

Please, can you do something about it? If it is legal, can't you bring in a law to make it illegal and then sentence the person responsible to death?? In my country we would cut the person's head off, but you people seem to be soft.
 
In any case, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!

Muhammed Ali
 
 
Here’s Ken’s reply:

MGLA120506-2927, 30 June 2006

Dear Mr Ali

Thank you for your email of 11 May and for bringing this website to my attention.
I have written to the London Labour Party, Commission for Racial Equality and the Metropolitan Police Service and have asked them to investigate this site further.

Yours sincerely

Ken Livingstone
Mayor of London

 We are a little mystified by this: All we in the Labour Party Supporter’s Committee

Ken: Wants to send us to prison?

have being doing is trying to explain Labour’s fantastic, wonderful policy of trying to destroy the lives of the vile and worthless white British working class, while diverting all state resources to dark skinned folk and foreigners (although in terms which the great unwashed would understand). 

Surely, Ken, you would want the folk out there to understand what is being done to them? If not, why have the policies in the first place?

You are welcome to air your views here, Ken: Send us an email at welovecuddlyken@thelabourparty.org.uk . We look forward to your reply.

9 July 2006: Fabulous censorship news.

A WARNING FOR THE PRESS! EITHER YOU WRITE NICE THINGS ABOUT THE PARTY AND OUR IMMIGRATION POLICIES, OR WE WILL BAN YOU AND ARREST YOUR READERS!!

As we have often said on this site, we believe in a free press, as long as they only write positive stories about us and about our immigration policies.  This means that they should never print the truth about us if it shows us in a negative light. If they do, we will arrest their readers and destroy them.

A good example of this is the recent arrest of a man who was found to be carrying a copy of Vanity Fair.  This apparantly innocuous publication carried an article recently saying that we were destroying fundamental rights and bringing Britain to the brink of a politically correct totalitarian state. 

Let us be completely clear about this: We in the Labour Party have tried being nice to the press, and it hasn’t worked. We have warned them not to publish negative stories about us,and they haven’t listened.  Now we are going to get tough:  We greatly admire the strategies that regimes like the People’s Republic of China, North Korea, and the former East Germany used to control the press, and we are going to do the same.

The Telegraph, The Times, The Daily Mail, and Vanity Fair have all carried articles criticising our policies.  As of tomorrow, anybody carrying these publications will be ARRESTED and PUT IN PRISON WITHOUT TRIAL, FOREVER.  We will also BURN ALL COPIES OF PUBLICATIONS WE DO NOT LIKE.

Remember, the Labour Party is a wonderful wonderful Party, which is helping all the people of Britain (especially if they are dark skinned or immigrants), and the interests of the Party are the interests of the state. If you attack the Party you are guilty of high treason,  and anyone who commits treason will ‘disappear’, never to be seen again. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

23 July: Fantastic crime news.

INCREASING STREET CRIME IS IN NO WAY LINKED TO THE ENORMOUS INCREASE IN IMMIGRATION THAT HAS TAKEN PLACE IN THE PAST 10 YEARS.

We in the Labour Party want to make one thing absolutely clear:  All foreigners and dark skinned folk are lovely, lovely people who never commit crime and spend their days, (in between working hard and ‘contributing’ to society), working out how to bring us more joy and happiness, and new and better ways to help old ladies across roads. Increasing crime is therefore nothing to do with immigration.

We also wish to make it clear that anyone who says anything different will be arrested and sent to prison, probably for ever. You have been warned.

26 July: Fabulous Labour Party censorship news

THE DAILY TELEGRAPH AGAIN PUBLISHES ANTI IMMIGRATION PROPAGANDA: WE SAY, BURN THIS EVIL NEWSPAPER AND ARREST ALL ITS READERS.

Click here to read their filthy, fascist nazi racist evil lies. We are getting desperate here. The press has turned against us. If this goes on, we will have to shut down all newspapers, and their publishers and editors will have to ‘disappear’.

REMEMBER:  POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GOOD, FREEDOM OF SPEECH BAD!!

Remember:  The Labour Party believes that all foreigners are good, British people bad. Muslims good, Christians bad.  Black people good, white people bad.  We are committed to unlimited immigration which will bring us the fantastic gift of cheap labour. Anyone who says anything nasty about us, our policies or about immigrants will be arrested and sent to prison forever, after a short show trial.  Vote for the Labour Party if you share our committment to a doubling of the population within the next 5 years.

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