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Benefits for Asylum Seekers
Once you have successfully made your claim, your problems will be over for the rest of your life. Here, in more detail, is what you will get:
- Housing. There is a shortage of property in the UK, and prices of all kinds of housing are very high. However, as an asylum seeker, you will automatically be given a large home, even if this means that local people who qualify for housing because they are poor or living in overcrowded conditions are pushed to the back of the queue. Often your home will be in one the best parts of London. If you have children, this will usually be a 3 or 4 bedroomed house. Once you have lived there for 3 years you will be given the right to buy the house at 30% of market value. As the house is unlikely to be worth less than £300 000 in the London area, you will in fact have been given a gift of £200 000 from the British Government. Not a bad start! You will be given housing at the expense of local people, who are almost never allocated any kind of social housing.
- Free furniture and television. Don't worry about having to buy furniture for your new luxury home: Everything will be provided for you, including a TV set. If you destroy the furniture or sell the TV set in the local pub in order to buy drugs, simply claim that you are being made to live in inhuman or degrading conditions, and the authorities will be forced to buy you more furniture and another TV set in order to avoid an appeal to the judiciary under the Human Rights Act. It has not been tested in court, but the same would probably apply if one of the light bulbs in your free house fails. Be like other asylum seekers: Take the British government to court at every opportunity. To do so you will be given free legal advice, so what have you got to lose!
- Free schooling for your children. No efforts will be spared to educate your children, even if it means that local children's education suffers. If, for example, you require that your children receive special religious food while at school, this will be provided. If you are in any way unhappy with the standard of schooling your child receives, do not hesitate to take legal action. ( See 'Human Rights Act', above) Many schools, particularly in inner cities, have been abandoned by the local white population, and so are exclusively for your use. The locals have to pay to send their children to fee paying schools, in order to ensure that they receive the minimum acceptable level of tuition.
- Free Legal Advice. As an asylum seeker, you are entitled to have all the costs of any legal work required to present your case paid for by the state. This also applies to appeals, and cases made under the Human Rights Act. So, if the free house you have been given is not large enough, or you are not given medical treatment immediately, and have to wait like the indigenous population, take legal action. There is no limit to the cost that the taxpayer will bear, so take action at every opportunity. Also, court cases clog up the system and will delay a decision on your bogus asylum claim. The law is on your side in every way, and many lawyers have made a lot of money from asylum seekers, so don't hesitate, see a lawyer today!
- Free Health Care: Technically, free health care, as provided by the National Health Service, or NHS, is only available to those who are legally in the country, but this is not enforced. Many asylum seekers have not been able to afford health care at home, and so have a backlog of health problems. Your problems are over! World class health care will be provided to you free of charge, so make sure you take advantage of it. Even if your bogus claim for asylum has been rejected, and you haven't had time to make another one, no problem. No questions will ever be asked, and you will be given everything you need. (See also, AIDS and Tuberculosis, below) To obtain health care, simply register with a local doctor. (Note: If you have to queue, consider taking legal action under the Human Rights Act, see above)
- Other Support Services: It is generally recognised that bogus asylum seekers have various problems when coming here: For example, they may not speak English, or have any intention of learning it, and they will not understand national customs, like honesty, cleanliness, etc. Therefore, a large network of official and charitable organisations exist to help you. In all your dealings with officials, an interpreter will be provided, free of charge. Many of the charitable organisations have been funded by the National Lottery, so many taxpayers pay twice for the services you receive: through the taxation system and through the lottery. Contact the Refugee Council, www.refugeecouncil.co.uk for more information.
- Free Pocket Money. You will receive at least £100 a week to buy drugs, designer clothes, etc, but if that’s not enough, you can always get a job, or engage in your favourite type of crime to supplement your income.
Benefits available to illegal immigrants who are not asylum seekers
- Free Health Care: If you are an undocumented illegal immigrant, you are technically not entitled to free housing and benefits at all. However, all the resources of the NHS are available to you. So prevalent has been the treatment of foreigners that there has been a move recently to rename the NHS the International Health Service.
- Other benefits: If you are an undocumented illegal immigrant, you are technically not entitled to free housing and benefits at all. The only way around this is to get forged European or British documents. A good place to get good quality forgeries is at your local mosque. The Islamic community have developed a flourishing industry in providing services to illegal migrants, and almost all police raids on Mosques have yielded large stores of forged documents. Your forged documents will never be checked, and once you have registered as a European citizen, you will be entitled to claim housing and other benefits for the rest of your life, without ever having to work. If you have children you will also be given free housing in the same way as asylum seekers.
Make your initial application to a Job Centre, where you need to register for work. They will provide you with a National Insurance number on sight of your forged documents, which will be your key to getting on the Benefits Gravy Train.
- The right to work: If you don't want to go down the forged document route, you can still work in the UK, only not legally. When you apply for work, you will be asked if you have the right to work in the UK, to which you reply, 'Yes'. No supporting documents will be required. Technically, the employer is committing an offence by employing you, but the government turns a blind eye to all infractions of this law. In the past 5 years there has been only one prosecution! They view illegals as a positive force, as there is a general belief that they are prepared to work for less than local people, so you will always be welcome. If you are ever caught working illegally, simply claim asylum, and you will be able to live in the UK permanently. Alternatively, change your name and continue as before.
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