23 October 2006: More from our fabulous MP, a man with his ear to the ground and his eye on small children...

Johnathan Leftwinger

considers his options...

One of the infinite discrepencies between the Public and Labour is over the perception of confusion and muddle-headedness. Well, that's what the Public call the Labour Party's remarkable ability to view both sides of a situation (and to also instigate two individual and opposite solutions to the problem at the same time).

Many disgusted constituents have called Labour and I 'schitzophrenic'. Oh no, mate! For one thing my doctor says I'm not that bad yet, plus it's time for these little herberts to recognise that appearing to have no policy is the best policy. That way you can truly have a flexible policy. It's only irresponsible to actually have no policy because then there's no secret policy to keep going in the background in order to control events. The oiks are angry at Labour because they think we are simply incompetent - just imagine how angrier they would be if they discovered that that's how we like it!

It's the Chasm Of Reality - On one side The Public and on the other Real Life.

Such intellectual ambivilence has enabled Labour to let extremist Muslims know just who is in charge whilst at the same time uttering disgraceful comments about 'veils' to appease a hostile and frightened Public. ('Frightened of change', mate! No less a luminary than Margaret Hodge says that!). They're just frustrated that life doesn't run to their cosy middle-class views. Indeed, 73% of the Public, according to Channel 4, are too scared to speak out on the veils debate. IS THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO HIDEOUSLY IN THE WRONG THAT THEY FEAR EXPOSURE AND RIDICULE, PARTICULARLY BY THE POLICE?!! I think so! And when you consider that 53% of them reckon that 'extremist' Muslim protests threaten freedom of speech then it's plain to see that PC Plod needs to get on his bike and notch up a few arrests.

You can't have the Public being bigoted! It's called FREEDOM OF SPEECH! We must protect it for the likes of us who at least know what we're talking about. It's just Common Sense!

Trevor Philips, Chairman of the Commission For Racial Equality, says that unless the 'Veils' debate is calmed (ie- tell the noisier Muslims that they were right all along, as is their right to be told) then we can expect even more furious riots taking place in British towns. And I'm ashamed to say that Labour persons such as Jack Straw, Phil Woolass and Gordon Brown have led us to this situation.

If The Reality Chasm concept is ever wrong, which it isn't, then it's imperitive that we find a scapegoat.

What about Mr. Philips himself? He's no angel. After all, he did say the Multi-Culturalism project had failed! So, he's devisive! Fancy telling everybody that the Muslims are over-sensitive to criticism and that they capable of blackmail and riots! Has he no regard for THE TRUTH? OUR TRUTH, LABOUR TRUTH, BRITISH TRUTH?!

To Muslims I present a 3-Point Plan to calm the fires of rebellion:

1) Let them get those veils on and wear 'em with pride. DON'T WE DO THE SAME WITH POPPIES?!

2) We'll let the Public know that they will be in even more trouble if they do not get a grip on racism. WE'VE GOT THE POLICE, DON'T FORGET.

3) Direct the entire debate on terror and Islam into the handy narrow channel of BNP-bashing. That little party, reformed or not, is a handy additional scapegoat.

Mr. Phillips clearly needs division in Society to justify his position and his stipend. A relevent point! (Well, it is now I've examined it and cleared it for Public consumption. But when everything's alright in a few day's time, it won't be again. That's what seperates me from the likes of newspaper hacks who say this sort of thing all the time). We, on the other hand, don't need division, which is why we find solutions instead of problems. GOT THAT, MR. PHILLIPS???!!!!!!!!!

Once again we in the Labour Party are no longer divided and are capable of developing rational solutions to face problems head on - and leave the Public to pick up the pieces. (After all, there's more of them than us, so it it shouldn't take long! And they've had plenty of practice.)

So the next time you feel like ranting about Muslims or Labour down your local pub, REMEMBER WHO'S IN THE RIGHT AND WHO'S IN THE WRONG HERE!

Johnathan Leftwinger's

SHORT SHARP SHOCK SPOT

- in which he doesn't pull his punches and gets straight to the root!

Once again the boat has been rocked. The Pope has upset Muslims worldwide by quoting an old scripture which describes one of Muhammed's (pbuh, and don't you forget it!) military attacks in the drive to create an Islamic world by force.

Riots and agitation from the Islamic peoples, baited as usual by the relentless forces of White Western forces, just proves what a wicked religion we see before us.

Yes, Christianity has inflammed the world once again! The Pope should be ashamed of himself for his disgraceful persecution of a religious community, though he probably picked up that habit from his days in the Hitler Youth. Poxy Christians!

Christianity is a primarily white, racist and fascist sect, staffed by men in black who traipse the world forcing foreigners to convert or face consequences. Their morals and values are backed by the Western Public in an evil and shadowy alliance. I mean, look at the Inquisition. Bloody hell, if that was started up today then Christianity would be banned mate, just as we in the Left have always wanted!

No wonder Muslims get upset when they are attacked by such barbarians! Once again Britsih Muslims have to endure attacks from Public and Church, the two balwarks to global peace. Indeed, if it wasn't for them, all the Muslims in the world (not just the ones in this country) would get all they want and need without such tinpot people getting upset and agitated!

There now. Haven't I tempered the fires of ignorance and arrogance, eh?

We think of everybody in the world, not just a few over here! VOTE LABOUR!

5 Aug 2006:  Johnathan Leftwinger has some exciting news!!
 
I read in The Sun, a downmarket gutter tabloid whose only saving grace is its support for the Labour Party, that America's toughest sheriff says that Britain must 'get tough' in its treatment of criminals and that Wandsworth Prison should be less of a holiday camp.
 
Well, Excu-use ME! Perhaps this gung-ho Yankee-Doodle should be reminded just whose country this is! In the Labour Party we have a reputation for keeping things uniquely British; ie, us in command rather than bleeding Washington. 51st State indeed! Just don't get me started.
 
Prisoners kept in tents being made to work off their sentences in the desert? I wouldn't like to be a victim of that, would you? Just my point!
 
The Public, pah!, fall into line with such Americanised Guantanamo-essnessness. Bigots often do. But let us examine the issue uncritically. In my book, Leftwinger Speaks The Truth, there appears the statement:
 
The harder a penal system treats its criminals, the greater the likelihood of re-offence (even though this contradicts sharply with other collated evidence).
 
This hard, cold fact (it is a Labour-printed one after all) brings us to the inevitable conclusion that if these criminals will re-offend anyway then any Labour controlled penal system would have no option but to discontinue the practice of treating them as beasts in cages.
 
Doesn't the American viewpoint look silly now, eh?!
 
We get more of a favourable response from prisoners by telling them to just be reasonable. There's no need for naughtiness, there's just no need for it. We must Rehabilitate, not punish.
 
In my play, Slaves And Slavemasters, a re-assuringly clear light is shone into the process of humanisation in our jails. A docu-drama, it focuses on a prison governor and inmate whose destinies have been thrown together in the hurricane of trendy-leftist socio-political theorum. Here is a clip:
 
GOVERNOR:    Thank you for popping along, do sit down. I won't call you number 5025137 because numbers are so cold and informal. Please sit down Mr. Robinson.
PRISONER:    Don't mind if I do. (sits) This is a nice. comfy chair.
GOVERNOR:    Just like the ones in your cell. I'm glad you like them.
PRISONER:    Yes, yes. Now, what did you want to talk to me about?
GOVERNOR:    Well, I'd like to humbly and respectfully ask you if you wouldn't mind not committing any more crimes ever again. After all, your parole meeting's coming up and you wouldn't want me to look a fool do you. I have high hopes for you you know.
PRISONER:    That's something of a hard question. Crime's a condition. You know full well that you can't just switch it on and off.
GOVERNOR:    I know, but please try. When you finish your two-month sentence for robbing people at gunpoint you can say you've done your porridge for those crimes and that you can start afresh in life with a clean slate. The State can help you re-integrate now, just remember. We'll even protect you from an angry public. Isn't that nice.
PRISONER:    It's been a terrible experience in here. I mean, I lost my freedom and liberty! It's a man's Human Right to have those, even in prison.
GOVERNOR:    I know, I know. Well, you can still vote. And I hope you don't feel too bad that for an entire third of your stay here you couldn't play in the pool room as it was being re-decorated.
PRISONER:    Well, I suppose I can let you off. If it wasn't for the NTL feed in my cell, I'd have gone totally beserk on all you people here.
GOVERNOR:    A credit to us that you didn't!
PRISONER:    And I also considered playing some sports, but I didn't because I'm not the running-about type. And when that Head Warder tried to make me I stood up to him and said No! The threat of a knuckle-sandwich soon put that bully in his place.
GOVERNOR:    Yes, and I apologise once again. You'll be pleased to note that I've docked his wages again for this act of aggression.
PRISONER:    And I should think so too.
GOVERNOR:    You see, I quite understand. So why this continuing hostility from prisoners to warders?
PRISONER:    Well, you're the Pigs who keep us locked in here.
GOVERNOR:    Only because if we didn't keep you in here, sorry as we are to do so, the Public would mob against you and the entire Labour Party in an act of unruly anarchy. We have to have it this way.
PRISONER:    OK, OK.
(Governor and Prisoner hug)
PRISONER:    There, there. It's alright. Let us bond.
GOVERNOR:    Yes, I like bonding. Thanks to Johnathan Leftwinger and all his friends in the Labour cabinet, there is a new spirit of harmony and peace in today's prison service.
PRISONER:    Yes, yes. They've helped me. Labour must never be voted out.
(Long pause. They stop hugging.)
GOVERNOR:    So don't commit any more crimes. There'll be a nice benefits and jobseeking programme waiting for you.
PRISONER:    Oh yes, I'd love to fulfil my ambition and potential. But growing up under Margaret Thatcher and enduring the kind of poverty which forced me to mug old ladies and run away laughing, what chance did I have of becoming a doctor or physician?
GOVERNOR:    (crying) What a sad story! And every prisoner has one. Now there's a pattern if ever I saw one! If it wasn't for the fact that the Public are a bunch of neo-Nazi white skinheads who vote BNP, formerly Tory, then you could have been a scientist by now.
PRISONER:    But instead I've been pigeon-holed in the 'criminal' bracket, where I've been abused and degraded for years. But with you and the entire Labour Establishment behind me I can have the confidence to try my absolute hardest and never commit any more crimes. Er, except raiding sub-post offices.
GOVERNOR:    What?
(Prisoner laughs. Then Governor.)
GOVERNOR:    Oh, I see! Ha ha ha ha!
 
There it is. Proof indeed that the system WORKS! And as Channel Four are screening it next week I can say that you have the ultimate evidence of that. And because I know what media and public reaction will be to my masterwork, here's the main body of my letters to the papers in advance:
 
Have you not learned any lessons at all from the piece? Did you feel the spirit of harmony now that the Labour Party's involved in the judicial and penal systems? IT'S LIKE THAT!
I spent a night in a prison cell for my research. And I didn't like it. The carpet was too tough on my feet and the bedsprings made a noise. That kind of hardship IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG!
So next time you're sitting about enjoying your freedom and liberty, show some understanding for the poor criminals, forced to sit idly in jail whilst you allegedly struggle to pay your bills despite your 'overtime'. OVERTIME? A LEFT WINGER'S JOB IS 24/7 and YOU DON'T HEAR ME WHINING! For God's Sake, get a grip!
 
I like to think you've come away wiser today. But I bet you haven't.

7 July 2006: MORE WORDS OF WISDOM.

I mean, poor old John Prescott. Everybody is firing broadsides at Labour, this time the target being the person of the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister!
 
In 1996 I stood up in the House and proclaimed "The Conservatives are a party of sleazebags. There is no price they will not pay or accept and no personal proclivity they will not engage in to fulfil their perverted aims". As true today as when I first bullshitted it, and I'm proud of the bad language! That page in Hansard has come back to haunt me (bloody BBC, I thought we were friends!), but I fail to see how that is relevant in terms of today's events.
 
Look, whenever a Tory indulged in his sleazy pecadillos it was because that was what he did. Tories lived for shame and filth, it's the culture of the Right. Oh yes. But when a Labour person commits 'sleazy' acts it's just ordinary governmental business. Politics is dirty, get used to it. By and large, Tory sleaze was by and large personal, Labour 'sleaze' is by and large the 'userption' of the powers of the land and 'corruption' of the offices and organisations of the state. And that's why the Tories were more dangerous - they were not constructively channeling power and progress in the progressive intelligent manner as what we do mate!
 
That floozy, I mean, blimey! I know I'm being a total pig-headed sexist, for which
 I bow and scrape to womankind in abject shame, but that dreadful woman! Prescott's otherwise pristine record as DPM was tarnished as he fell victim to this awful siren's destructive influence. I don't get women like that! Mine usually have bad tempers and quite rightly bully me for being a filthy sexist pig.
 
I mean, croquet and giving the go-ahead for breathtaking building projects, even over Green Belt land are hardly crimes mate. He has to have a rest from the rigours of the destruction of Britain's countryside in the name of the greater good, eh?! And that gambling billionaire so-called 'shambles'? God, you Public! You play the Lottery, don't you, the Bingo or the Pools? AHAHAAAHAHAAAR! Caught you in my hypocrisy trap mate! That was masterful.
 
Listen, the whole world is based on gambling. Look at the Stock Exchange and the Exchequer. DOUBLE WHAMMY THERE! Let's hear it for Prescott now I've set the matter straight! And I expect to hear no more about it from you ignorant people.
 
And I mean, oh for God's sake! I have to spend half my life explaining things to you, my dim-headed voter friends. If I have my heart attack decades early it'll be due to the stress of having such a rubbish electorate to work on. Now you've made me forget my bloody thread now.
 
Our terrific lady ministers, including the wonderful, truly wonderful Ruth Kelly with her boyish good looks, should be not quite so stand-offish with Mr. Prescott. They look on him with disgust, but I think they should cut some slack. Not only is it a fact that Prescott was cornered and devoured by that awful witch, but also each Labour lady minister has herself been embroiled in at least one major 'scandal'.
 
It just beggars belief mate! Those bloody newspapers with their twisted values boggles my mind! How dare they and their Public co-horts declare what is 'right' and 'wrong'! They dare to take that right from the Labour Party! I mean, I mean, I'm speechless! What kind of a country is this?
 
How dare they be so sexist! Why should lady ministers be in some way barred from having lots of lovely scandals in the same manner as their male counterparts? It's called EQUALITY mate, and there's much more from where that came! Oooh yea!
 
And so, to conclude, you have learned a very valuable lesson today. Of course, you'll have forgotten it all by the morning though, bloody typical.

7 June 2006

THE JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER COLUMN (EXCERPT FROM PARTY BULLETIN)
 
I tell you, this whole Labour 'scandals' trivia, fuelled by public bigotry and complex dark media plotting, is eating away at our moral fabric. Perhaps not ours, but certainly theirs. And it's a sauce!
 
So-called 'disgrace' after so-called 'disgrace' ruins many a red-top front page, ruins the humdrum day of the average public slob, ruins Britain's standing abroad and, most important, ruins Labour Party credibilty. Tony Blair airily dismissing ministerial scandals is the most admirable example to set of not playing along to the media's blame game.
 
We in the Labour Party must, as Tony Blair famously said in 1997, be 'whiter than white' (racism not intended). Our Prime Minister's declaration that no ministerial impropriety has since occurred is proof indeed. You just hand the public my leaflets in which I quote Mr. Blair's statements and that will stop them!
 
Labour Party members must, in every branch and quarter, behave impeccably well in their private and public lives. After all, those guttersnipes (do you like my new word, because it is mine) of the media persecute us enough when we are just being like us! Can't have too too much scandal because those bigots in the Public will not vote Labour. And then look at the mess!
 
Because I've not much to do, or what I do have to do is beneath me, I'm right here to rescue you. You lower ranks are like the wide-eyed, eager children to my wise old man handing out the sweets of wisdom in the corner of the Parliamentary school playground!
 
The Public, not realising just how hard it is to be the vanguards of modern liberalism and post-nuclear revisionism, often whine and whinge about such mundane and backward concepts such as Lack of Public Amenities, Ineffective Policing, Racial Tensions and all the rest of the rubbish they just don't try to fix themselves. A positive outlook is all they need, but they just don't listen.
 
And they call ME out of touch! God!
 
But anyway, here is my simple, tried and tested, patented three-point-plan to combat the public when they ambush you on your tours of constituencies and wards. You have to, but that is not to say it can't be made as less a hell as possible. (My constituency's pretty messed up. Right load of old rubbish I represent. I like the black ones though.)
 
I really enjoy this particular political manouvre and it helped keep me where I am today (fibbing got me here). Let us say, for instance, that there is a terrible crimewave in the city (Public don't know how to behave, that's the trouble). Robberies, drug crime and muggings continue to rise and even our well thought out crime prevention policies have little effect! My word, criminals are all-powerful! But the pubic (I called them pubic!) won't listen and so you have to shatter their resistance in a defence-in-depth policy which is a mainstaple of Labour Party etiquette:
 
1)   When the problems start to spiral, due to lacking public confidence in our watertight policies, tell all who would listen "There are other districts in more urgent need of resources, you'll have to wait mate. (Here are the numbers of companies who make window shutters - optional advice)".
 
2)   Yes, the savages will get all snotty! Terribly embarassing. After a few months of not being around, tell them "It's because the Police Force is far too old-fashioned and antiquated. We've got to get rid of all those who want to punish criminals, those who are 'racist', 'sexist' and anyone else in the way of reform. I want reform. Do You?! As it is, it's not that bad round here, is it? Better than a few places, though not as bad as others. You're getting off lightly here you know, all things considered."
 
3)   If that doesn't convince them (how could it not, but just in case) then life's bitterest irony can be spat straight out at them: "Well, we've tried as hard as we can to get round to everybody. In your case it's too late now.I hope you're insured!!" (a little joke to break the ice there).
 
This really works! I mean, the public don't like us for it, but they don't understand political reality, that's all that is.
 

30 May 2006

PENSIONS?  NO PROBLEM! OURS ARE GUARANTEED AND SECURE, AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS!!

"The comments from Work And Pensions secretary John Hutton, regarding his concerns that the mere public don't contribute enough to their own pension pots, is bang on the money you know. While some cruel and obviously ignorant persons out there say that most people can hardly afford to have more saved away, plus those old people who have done still pay council tax and PAYE to fund minsters' early retirements, they miss the point. Well, the public would, seeing as they're not privy to the all the facts, living in their ivory towers as they do.
 
Now, I am in the best position to set the record straight. As a Labour MP, who better?! How much more fitting can I be? (Ministers are more suited, but as ministers they're too superior to be talking to the likes of journalists or the public. I shouldn't either, to speak perfectly honestly, but as an MP I'm forced to dance with devil once in a while I'm afraid. Still, nose to the grindstone.)
 
Those of us intelligent enough to know the true story can tell you that is indeed a fact that people should make more of a provision for the pensions. The government is haemorrhaging more and more taxpayers' money than ever before. The knock-on effect from that is that we're not sure we can pay for everybody's pensions adequately, not by ourselves. You can't expect politicians to do that all on our own! You've got to do some of that yourself you know. I mean, after all, you wouldn't expect us to be behind the counter of your local Kwik-Save, serving all of you with your Findus or processed bread or whatever ghastly working-class mush you force feed your flabby faces in this day and age. Just how much more reasonable can that argument be?!
 
And if it is indeed a question of ministers receiving cushy index-linked pensions at the age of 60, whilst all the ordinary people must undertake the honourable duty of working years past that age, then the moral superiority still belongs to us. I mean, superiority, moral or otherwise, has its natural home in the Labour Party! Hence our wise rule! It's just that simple!
 
Anyway, if it is a question of that, then it is only because us diligent MPs and Ministers of the valiant Labour Movement are like the brave soldiers and sailors, or perhaps emergency services personnel or fishermen, working through the days and nights, dedicated to our country, asking only workman's wages in return ('Workman' - 1998 figures for ICI senior management salaries and index-linked bond investments, average total for financial year. Actual figure not given here). And we just get on with it, without fuss, whilst the public continue their everyday lives totally oblivious to the real problems in the world.
 
And so that's the point - MPs voting for so-called 'inflation busting' pay rises is only a sweetener to help, in its own small way, to soothe our high-tension stresses endured in our stirling efforts to work on your behalf. We should get medals as well you know.
 
I mean, yes, if we all got medals for our services, save for the Tory extremists, that would really elevate us to our deserved place in the hearts and minds of everyone in the world. That's how balanced I am mate. We could walk in our constituencies and say 'Look here, Public, we've got medals for our work you know. For Valour and Bravery in the House! Just how much more impressed could they all be?! That's my whole point, you see it now don't you. That would increase voter confidence, same as with all the other gimmicks we in the Labour Party contrive to improve politicians' credibility and flirt with the Public!
 
The Public: Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Live Without 'Em! And that is today's motto! For God's Sake!

9 May 2006

ELECTION RESULTS

I'm still quite dizzy you know. The election results are an absolute shambles. How dare the public double the number of the BNP's councillors? It boggles the mind!

In discussion with some ex-Labour councillors, I came to the unbiased and obvious conclusion that the white public are indeed a bunch of neo-Nazi racist skinheads who well and truly deserve their disenfranchisement. We can't have everybody else in the world upset by these racists now, can we? You've just got to apply a bit of balance, that's all you've got to do!

The whites have no excuse. They know how bad the BNP are, we've told them often enough. But they have showed their contempt for democracy and freedom of liberty by voting BNP; well, by voting in the first place it has to be said. Negative votes, that's all they are! If they can't vote responsibly, they shouldn't vote at all! (Well, they could Postal Vote. We can correct those later on. Voters acting as children must be regarded as such, that's what I say.)

This laughable little man, one of those 'Public' creatures, came into my surgery once (I don't like them coming in too much as they stain the carpet) and said the Party should get its act together and stand up for the working class who already live here. He said we should 'learn lessons'. Pots and Kettles!

But I'm sad to say that the Public are right. We have learned lessons. For example, we learned how sinister the so-called English are by voting for the ruthless band of highly organised killers, the BNP. We also learned that the most righteous of persons are often in the moral wilderness. I'm proud to be in the Wilderness mate!

We could learn that we've abused those who have the most right to complain and defend their roots, but as they're only BNP voting racists (the pages of history confirm this as FACT!), I scarcely even acknowledge that line of argument. I spit on it, and such a radical line of thought from myself is rare, as you know.

Alright, some whites didn't vote BNP. They're not all bad, but I'm just making a point.

As for the BNP? We'll do them in. We'll ban them legally, as Blunkett said. Nasty little yobs, they are. They've had to hide their thugs in the cupboard under the stairs, but they're still there. And we can take them on! Labour has had many thugs affiliated to it you know. I was once in Militant Tendency, remember them? They could outmatch even Tyndall's BNP members for violence mate!

Aah, the old days! I remember a particularly good punch-up from 1983. Those skinheads called it a riot? Bloody sheep mate, that's what they were when we showed up!

And now since Nick Griffin's reforms the thugs are disappearing and 'respectable' membership soars! We did it! We gave them such a bloody good hiding that the BNP reformed! They followed Kinnock's lead in seing that violent party members lose you credibility. We're responsible for the rise of the BNP! Oh my God, we're responsible!

That hit home, that did. Next time I urge you white people to counter your wilful crminal damage to Britain's electoral system by voting for us, or Respect! But don'tthink you'll get away with it again! Give you freedom and you abuse it!

7 May 2006

Dear People,

This is Johnathan Leftwinger, your local MP speaking. I am pleased to note that I have been given my own page on this website, well fitting for a man of such stature and nobility such as I!

I hope that you are indeed grateful, both at the website and amongst the public, for my very morale and credibility-boosting address in the here and now. After all, I speak with relevance and get straight to the heart, that is the point of the issue. Indeed, if you disagree, then it surely goes without saying that I'm hardly addressing your sort, so please leave

My credentials as a very pro-immigration man are beyound question, so don't you dare. (Leave, that is!) As a point of fact, I have just bought the most expensive sunlamp in the shop in order to become more of a 'brother' than ever before. I also plan to shop at the same jeweller as Jimmy Savile too, just to complete the look. Can't say I'm patronising now, can you?

As for those out-of-date white people, particularly the English? Well, somebody has to end on the scrapheap don't they?! And anyway, those white scumbags have had it coming for years; apart from jobs, the best British export is racism mate! Did not the white race give the world Nazism???? Well mate! See that rapier cut go right through your intellect! And now you should pay for your wicked imperialism! Gave the world slavery, us evil people did. I just provide the counterbalance, that's all.

Chickens have come home to roost, eh. So I am glad that this website serves to educate, as well as provide us much-misunderstood Men Of The People room to pontificate, if that's not sexist (although I'd say wait a few more years before the ignorant people are outnumbered before being quite so straight-talking).

So remember to Vote Labour! We'll do all your thinking for you, so just take it easy you poor unintelligent folk you!
 
(You can all start clapping now as you finish reading this important address from Johnathan Leftwinger, MP)
 

There now follows a special National Address by

Johnathan Leftwinger

There is a growing feeling of tension and division in Britain today, the fault lying with the whites.

Well, obviously!

The ultimate stupidity of the Public in blaming crimes and atrocities on their perpetrators is, I must say, idotic at best and downright nasty at worst. For a minimal example, let's examine crime. Yes, a criminal commits crime, but we know now that the criminals aren't the catalysts. It's actually Society. Your Society. Short-sightedness mate. And it's your fault. All of it. Home Security is all very well, but that sort of Fort-Knox thinking only serves to alienate the so-called criminals further - indeed they indeed feel to be 'locked out' of Society as it is! Yes, indeed!

Now I have told you, my friends, where you go wrong in your world-views, I can now steer you on the road to righteousness and goodness. Or threaten you with jail.

So now we come to the meat. Just because a small minority of Islamic Fundamentalists have been once again caught trying to destroy Britain, a great many people in Britain are looking suspiciously on the entire Muslim Community. White bigots I have to say, though many blacks and Sikhs have been led astray I'm ashamed to say.

That Channel Four report has knocked me for six. I just can't believe it. In Britain too! I can't come to terms with it. That my comments that 99.9% of British Muslims Are Peaceful In Mind And Actions has been shown up for the sham that it is, I just can't, I'm speechless!

Well Done Channel Four! You've done a fine job in undermining my authority in front of the white bigots!

These are dark and murky waters. The threat to Britain's freedom is at a level not seen since the Second World War. That's why we need more immigration to silence these white supremacists!

Remember my motto: For A Good Compromise, Shoot The Messenger - And All Will Be Well. I mean, alright, I'm constantly asked to back up my insults of the white people with proof.

PROOF! Where does one start? Let's begin with THE NAZI-ESQUE BRITISH EMPIRE, WINSTON CHURCHILL (at any other time than World War 2), THEIR ENGLISH NATIONALITY AND ACCOMPANYING VILE AND RACIST ALL-WHITE LINEAGE OR HERITAGE and THE FACT THE WHITE BIGOTS DON'T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD WE SAY! Off to prison with them mate! Impure thoughts they have! Turn your back and they desert you for the BNP! ALL OF THEM (except for the three-quarters who didn't) VOTED IN BNP COUNCILLORS IN THE RECENT COUNCIL ELECTIONS! I'm so ashamed. Reason enough to ignore them and start afresh with everybody else in the world, it's only fair!

And that's not fiction, that is FACT! (to read the non-abridged version of this roundup, see my book "I Oppose The Public, That's Why I'm So Tolerant - A Guide For Students". That's your REAL education that is!)

I mean this piffling side-issue of so-called Islamic Extremism is just another blot on your record, you daft little ignorants. An appalling viewpoint doing the rounds amongst the white bigots states that any positive contributions to Britain from peaceful Muslims may end up being nullified by the actions of extremists and terrorists.

YOU PIECES OF FILTH! That's typical, that is. That just shows you up for what you are, I'm disgusted. I'm going to call the police, I really am. Incitement To Racial Hatred. Seven years' Porridge mate, that's what all you bastards are going to get! You can all join your best mate Nick Griffin, when he's finally put where he belongs! (Then you'll change your minds about prison conditions, eh? Check And Mate! You don't even come close to my level, buster!)

But, for your information, it's the other way around: Any unfortunate accidents on the part of angry Muslims, with whom I deeply sympathise, are totally and competely nullified by the contributions of any single peaceful Muslim! You see, just look at the issue from the right perspective and the 'problem' disappears by magic! And to keep letting Muslims pour in means that Britain's karmic experience is taken to the Heavens!

And so, you see, I'm right again, but not of the Right! (Oh yes, a good punner I am! And I don't go into tangeants either) They're well worth your extra council tax mate! You may complain, but money's your god, that's your trouble!

VOTE LABOUR - THE ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE

10 Aug 2006: Fabulous fan  mail for our straight talking MP, Johnathan Leftwinger

Well Done,
 
another wonderful rant..er..contribution from Johnathan Leftwinger.
 
If he is of the Two Shags ilk ,i.e. fat, ugly, verbally challenged, aggressive, unfaithful, Northern and hung like a small Italian sausage(the usual credentials to stand as a MP) then could you please pass on my contact details to him.
 
I would like to discuss the issues he has raised, preferably personally in his office in Parliament. Do you know how big his desk is by the way? 
 
I am a Labour voter that really wants to 'get to grips' with burning issues.
 
Brenda Mavis Potts, Northern Town

We’ll forward this on to Johnathan and post his reply here as soon as we receive it. Ed
 

18 September 2006: More from our fabulous Johnathan Leftwinger, the Member for Asylum East, the man who tells it like it is!

Leftwinger gives you, the Public, a history lesson to keep you all learned-up about the Leftie future!

As even the Public will have cottoned onto by now, I am a man of integrity, deep-seated morality and honesty. And in order to keep the equilibrium of our Leftist tail-wagging-the-dogism (to give it my fancy new name), I insist on communicating my new ideas and ethical logistics to the Prime Minister directly. I'm just that humble.

In order to endear myself fully to everybody in the land (except bigots), I wish to tell you about my younger days. I hope that new Leftwinger-wannabes will seek true enlightenment through these web-pages, finding inspiration, gaining a full education of life and growing in knowledge and wisdom. And that's me, mate! I mean, after all, in the Labour Party we always find ourselves knowing what the Public don't know about, which is why we have to educate them at every stage of the way. (And you'd think they'd be grateful).

Even when I was a boy I seemed to have a wide knowledge of general issues. I was always telling my parents what to do, which annoyed them greatly, but like so many of the Public they just wouldn't be told. Mind you, to empathise for a while, I suppose the shame of always having their errors continuously pointed out by a mere child would have frustrated them. (I know I wouldn't like to be humilated. If anyone did that to me I'd rage and yell, I have to say). Ahead of my time, that was me.

I mean, for God's sake, I got no credit, did I? And so, Mum and Dad, the boot's on the other foot now isn't it mate?! You always went on about my failures at school, but that hasn't dented my success or character has it? I'm the MP now while you're still grafting at that poxy shoe shop, which just proves it! You ought to listen to Pink Floyd's The Wall! You'll learn more from that than from any school, or at least that's what I found.

And so, after all your years of abuse of whining and moaning instead of nurturing me, you get no special favours in return, I have to say. You can join the mass-ranks of the bloody Public, you're just as bad.

And it's not as if the schools were any good anyway. That's why so many of my backbench colleagues voted against Tony Blair's betrayal of our new socialist principles. I mean, bloody hell, by daring to draft a bill which would seek to end the current monopoly of 'lowest common denominator education' policy he was playing Ludo with our childrens' futures! I mean, he boggles the mind! Well, we taught him a lesson though. The ultimate wisdom of backbench Labour MPs won in the end. THE TRUTH HURTS MR. BLAIR!!!!!!

Anyway, back to me. I admire Tony Crossland. Such a Labour visionary. He wanted to close down "every f****** Grammar School", which just proves it. And I went to Public School, which was higher up the depravity ladder. I mean, the elite go, which is why I went there (fate really), but to call it 'Public' still burns in even now mate!

I had such a hard time trying to learn in that atmosphere. 'Standards', was it? Dictatorship and filling your head with so-called facts, that's my expose mate! Teachers teach you their lies and distortions you know. And now we're doing that in return, particularly to State-educated children, in regards to our own, real, TRUE values and ethics. It's called COUNTER-BALANCE mate!

And that's why, on the backbenches, we rebelled against the Toff-educationed traitors. Don't know what we know, that's what they don't know we know, but we do know mate! And so I dropped out of that pseudo-SS hellhole mate. It distorted my mind, so I had to escape. Of course, my parents were annoyed, telling me how they had scrimped and saved to get me to that place. Mind you, I told them that as it was just such a waste of time that I was bound to have failed anyway. AND SHE BLOODY CRIED! Dad wasn't much better. Badly behaved parents don't inspire you with confidence. Waste of chromosomes, that's what they were, and they haven't learned. If it wasn't for the fact that they were needed in order to produce me, I wouldn't even give them houseroom. Failures, that's what they are. White man's legacy mate. They don't talk to me any more, probably through jealousy of my own success.

These days, of course, my days of depravity at that prison camp are long gone. Ive put it behind me for good and I have moved on, as you know. And in case you wondered, it was a conscious effort on my part not to mention the name of the school. THAT WOULD ADVERTISE THOSE FASCISTS! They should suffer in anonymity. I even boycott the bloody Boat Race, that should show them up.

By my late-teens I attended a normal college with normal rebels. A more healthy environment of long hair, squatting and free love. For the first time I knew what Cold Turkey was and what an STD clinic looked like from the inside. That's your University of Life there.

Indeed, due to my insight I set up the JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER REACTIONARY MOVEMENT, an on-campus reform squad. However, I thought that the word Reactionary was the same as Revolutionary, so once I changed the name I started to have members. (It may seem as if I'm making myself look weak and inferior by exposing my mistakes, but as this was the very first mistake I had ever made then I see no harm in mentioning it. Shows my famous humilty mate!).

Indeed, once the other members of the movement told me exactly how to go about doing it, I BECAME A PIONEER IN THE STUDENT REBEL MOVEMENT MATE! We shouted, held strikes over wars and things (poxy Yanks!), set fire to dustbins and had ever so much fun.

My 1981 student shout/sit-ins were legendary. Even though I left the college in 1969, my enthusiasm was far from dampened. I threw paint at fascist lecturers, stones at the other ones and jumped up and down and ranted at the top of my voice, speaking up for student concerns. Even when the police came (more fascists) I Would Not Be Moved. I nearly got sectioned, but it was all worth it for Student Rights!

Well, that was the beginning of the Leftwinger Revolution. I'm ever so dedicated, even today. I keep in touch with other students (wanting to destroy The System from within by becoming bank managers or Tories) and I've got every John Lennon album! Just proves it!

These days my my movement has evolved (not that it wasn't perfect from Day One) into the JOHNATHAN LEFTWINGER FOUNDATION FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF PERSONS ('MAN' is too sexist). We meet every Wednesday at Leftwinger Towers, which is for now the back of the NCP car park as I'm having a tassle with local government over having my own building. You'd think they'd support Labour!

So all you proper people out there can still talk (and act) against Fascists, the Public and Parents alike, every Wednesday, GUARANTEED! (Mind, I don't bother if it's raining, stands to reason).

LET'S GET THE REVOLUTION CONCLUDED! WE ARE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG! VOTE LABOUR!

Contact Johnathan direct:  copperation@supanet.com

Johnathan Leftwinger

Asesses the military situation

In amongst the usual glorious success stories of our nation, brought to you by Labour, there appears the statement that Tony Blair may excuse British servicemen in Iraq from paying income tax. If he does make such a magnanimous gesture then you can take it as read that our beloved Labour Government is indeed doing all it can to re-assure our tired and angry soldiers that we really do need them.

Indeed, Gordon Brown himself has also made a commitment to Our Boys by giving them a £2,000+ payoff as a Christmas Bonus. Our Prime Minister and Chancellor are political genii mate! (and I bet you thought that the word is 'geniuses'. I don't believe you sometimes, I really don't!)

I mean, alright, we're closing their last specialist military hospital, giving them weapons which don't work and making them buy their own kit. I admit that. I've come to terms with that. And I'm happy in myself that I can confront such isues and dismiss them in the relevant manner. It's called making tough or unpopular decisions for the good of the nation. But Labour are making it up to them by giving them two grand and wondering whether to scrap their commitment to paying income tax. We couldn't have done more for them even had we wanted to!

However, British soldiers across the world are wondering why there are in the places they have been sent to. They say they have brought democracy to ungrateful peoples and so thus they should come home to avoid further bloodshed.

This is where things get complicated. For a Labour Lefty it is ambivilence time. Do we countenance the fascism of armed power in the drive for World Peace? On the one hand it is wrong to have British soldiers police the world and infringe on the freedom and sovereignty of foreigners, even in the case of dictatorships. But on the other hand, it is imperitive that foreign hotbeds of Islamic extremism and terrorism cannot be tolerated for the good of mankind. Well, Personkind. It's alright in England, where we can keep a fatherly eye on everybody, but abroad is a no-no. That is why it is so important in this case for British squaddies to put their lives on the line for freedom. And so we salve our consciences as well as theirs by giving them a bumper 2 Grand buy-off. (Is that 2 Grand each or 2 Grand for all of them? A pretty inconsequential point, but I would like to know.)

I mean, it speaks for itself!

VOTE LABOUR - We never go off half-cocked; Just imagine the shambles if we ever did!

29 October 2006: More from our fabulous Labour MP, the man who tells it like it is , but only if it advances his political career.

Johnathan Leftwinger

explains a 'taxing' problem (that's his best joke)

There's going to be a whole lot of whining from the Public over the new Council Tax privacy invasions. But in the immortal words of BBC 2, we must ready ourselves for a barrage of complaints.

The Public are funny creatures. They moan and whine that we're not strong and masterful, but when they discover that we actually are they still grizzle! No wonder we don't take much notice.

But what do they actually moan about when they attack Labour in the usual childish manner? I'm a Labour Party lawyer (the best sort), so let's take an unbiased and neutral look at the entire affair.

First, the case for the prosecution..........

- Council Tax Inspectors being allowed unlimited access to photograph inside the houses of taxpayers, with people breaking the law if they refuse entry.

- A £1,000 fine for such dirty little criminals, with the fee rising by £200 per day thereafter.

- Such an action constitutes a serious invasion of privacy.

- Such a policy ramps up tax bills ever higher merely on account that somebody may have a nice house or that they live in a good area.

..And other such excuses.

Now, the case for the defence (the good bit)...........

- We're Labour. If it's us doing it, you know it's just and fair!

- We need the money. You wouldn't deny the Government the funds to do its job, eh? (That told them!)

- You don't want the good, fine people from the tax office taking pictures inside the house? Why? What the devil have you got in there? WHY MUST IT ALL BE A SECRET???????? (Told 'em again!!)

- We just must tax people more money if they have decorated the place out, have a conservatory or a nice view. Not only because of the fact that you have to pay for the good things in life, but also because the poor people who live in the inner cities can take comfort and joy from the fact that at least it will be much cheaper to stay where they are and so will have Labour to thank for our generosity!

- We can't just let a view of the outside of a house determine our judgement now, can we? And we wouldn't demean ourselves to just letting the councils take a sneaky peek through someone's windows. We do have our pride and standards you know.

- The old method of linking house value to tax just must be extended. And if that means you pay more just because your house is in better nick than the next door neighbour's then so be it. I don't see why you're moaning, I really don't.

- We're little shutterbugs in Labour. Don't you have a hobby yourself?!

Summing Up: Remember that the common good of the nation is at stake. A Labour one as well. And as the Tories promise to resist us over this one, we must show a united front and prove we are right by shouting loud enough and breaking wills. It's what our hard-earned rights call for!

The Judgement........

In anticipation of the impending corpus juris system coming from our lovely EU partners, I'll judge the merits of the case myself with no possible discussion with ordinary people to cloud my judgement. And obviously, I can't just say Labour are right just like that. I have to deliberate. Just hold your horses mate! This must be a fair trial. At least you get that from Labour. Right, here we go........

Right, I've deliberated. And the gap made by the real-time dictation machine just proves it. JUST LOOK AT THE HOLE MATE! THAT'S PROOF WHICH'LL STAND IN ANY COURT OF LAW!

VERDICT: Labour win the case. And I did deliberate there, as you know. And that just sets the seal on the righteousness of the judgement. And so to close, it's time to chastise the Public, rightly in the dock on charges of attempting to pervert the course of justice by opposing us in any manner whatsoever:

"Public - You have decided to smear Labour in a court of law on the basis of YOUR attempted tax-dodging! You have attempted many a devious device to get your foul way and have been justly foiled in the Court of Leftwinger/Justice."

 US THE JURY

Do you agree with this judgement? Email Leftwinger's press agent at copperation@supanet.com. If it suits us we'll print the result. And in true Channel 4 style, we'll just think the same anyway, regardless of the vote. We can't be caught bending to populism now, can we?

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9 Oct: More words of wisdom from Johnathan Leftwinger, our fabulous MP, and a man with his ear to the ground and his eye on the ball.

IT'S OUR SHAME!

with Johnathan Leftwinger

Archbishop Desmond Tutu has spoken of his 'shame' at the Church of England's decision to reject gay priests. He slammed the Archbishop of Canturbury for making the decision to appease African bishops.

IT'S OUR SHAME!

Not only has Williams submitted to the fascistic principles of not allowing homosexuals their rights but he also let down the African Christians as a whole. Blimey, since the end of slavery we've brought up the African people (we like to think) in an atmosphere of equality and enlightenment, an atmosphere of rights and peace. And Multiculturalism when they come to Britain.

And how do they repay us for their years of education? They reject Homosexuals!

Just think on the gravity of that for a moment. If they were white I would have no hesitation in calling them a bunch of ignorant, savage hypocritical bigots. And that's to assume that they are truly represented by their pig-headed Bishops, bishops who have been duped into ditching their colour and culture in order to become the white man's sounding boards!

Its only due to their ethnicity that they are getting off so lightly in the eyes of the Left. No media uproar will engulf them mate. But they must also be reminded that fascism and bigotry is not just a Western preserve!

I cant believe this shambolic state of affairs. And we're powerless to change it. If only the Left had more power, then at long last will everyone live in harmony without coercion or frictions. But nobody listens to us. And look where weve gotten to now, eh?!

VOTE LABOUR - FOR EQUALITY, FRATERNITY AND APPEASEMENT; YOU WANT IT REALLY!

22 October 2006: Words of wisdom from our own, fabulous Johathan Leftwinger, a man who is not afraid to call a spade a spade.

Leftwinger Quote

"The Public claim I'm distant and aloof. Blimey! If I am then they make me like that.

Indeed, when I met a few of them on a recent tour of my constituency, all they did was badmouth Labour and I. If that's the way they're going to behave then well, that's the last time I let them near me! For such disrespect they'll get no more oxygen of publicity from me mate!

Vote Labour!"

07 January 2007: Johnathan Leftwinger speaks out!

CALLING ALL VANGUARDS OF FIREBRAND SOCIALIST RADICALISMNESS (PLUS ANY JOURNALISTS FROM LARGE MEDIA ORGANS)

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A growing collection of the priceless works of esteemed knowledge-mongers and fact-bearers is currently being compiled. New Labour still needs you and your brains to combat the fascism of Neo-Nazi Public trends.

As we venture into the world of 2007, the old anti-Nazi, anti-Israel and anti-Bush literature is needed more than ever in our quest to bring honesty, truth and justice to the world.

If you want to defeat the Nazis (or indeed anyone else we just call Nazis!), bone up on the vital data and statistics needed to fulfil the dreams and aspirations of the only god we recognise (apart from Allah) - Mr. John Winston Ono Lennon (dead now)!

Imagine no countries - it isn't hard to do! We've done what Yoko's book said and cooked our pubic hair ('Grapefruit' I think the book was), so now we need to move to part 2 of our great quest! Halfway there, halfway to go! Feel the tingle!

Tony Blair's presentation of the 'nice' face of Leftiness is working, at least a bit. That gives us plenty of oppertunity to SMASH THE STATE now we're it! Well, no. (Well, you know what I mean.)

CLICK HERE TO GET EDUCATED TO SMACK THE BITCHES UP IN THE NAME OF TOLERANCE!

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25 January 2006. More from our fabulous, caring sharing Labour MP, a man who always keeps his eyes open when in communal showers..

Please interpret the current news 'scandal' in the correct manner with this emergency announcement from Johnathan Leftwinger, MP.....

RELIGIOUS FANATICS TEARING THE NATION'S MORAL FABRIC SHOCKER!

Unlike the swivel-headed extremists who dominate the white community, we are not talking about Muslims here! In actuality, it is they themselves, via the Christian Catholic Church, who are doing all the tearing mate! Hypocrites or what???!

Labour have a unique and consistent track record of being almost frighteningly in the right! The Public, despite their regular deranged outbursts regarding immigration, tax, crime, education, etc, still have marbles enough to know to vote for the ultimate party of righteousness! Indeed, a walk through almost any Fulham street is proof enough of our effective governance! And I should know!

The wisdom in letting gays adopt children, with an almost cavalier disregard to the moral standpoints of the adopters and the psychology of the adopted at the end of their upbringing, is obvious. Left Wing doctrine, sacred unwritten rules we all live by, states that as long as the children come to no physical harm in the hands of anybody with different sexual needs and morals then nothing else matters!

But the Nazis in the Catholic Church (as proved by the Pope being ex-Hitler Youth and another one letting Hitler do what he wanted in Italy) HAVE ROUSED LABOUR TO FITS OF ANGER AND DRIVEN OUR UNITED, SOLID GOVERNMENT TO THE BRINK OF ANOTHER SPLIT! Tony Blair considered capitulating to these black-veiled extremists by exempting them from the new gay adoption laws, but we know that craven capitulation is not in the nature of our noble, wise PM! So he appeased the Cabinet instead.

Which, obviously, is the superior choice; I mean, we're talking about homos mate!

Any religion which rejects homosexuality is archiac, divisive and disgusting, except for Islam which is merely misunderstood by Western bigots (in other words any non-Leftist white). Which just proves it! Case closed!

But ministers like Ruth Kelly and some Labour MPs still have a lot to learn! How DARE they consider letting the Catholic church turn away homosexuals from their so-called wholesome and repectable adoption offices on religious morality grounds! THEY'LL BE TURNING AWAY REAL SEXUAL PERVERTS NEXT! AND SAYING 'OOO NO NONO MR. MAN WITH ALTERNATIVE MORAL OUTLOOK, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY DEAL IN ANY WAY WITH US, YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING PERVERT! WE'VE GOT ENOUGH OF OUR LOT BUGGERING LITTLE BOYS AS IT IS, WITHOUT YOU COMING IN HERE TO DO IT FREELANCE SO TO SPEAK!'

And they'll also say 'OO, OO, AND DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO GET A JOB AS A MONK TO WORK COVERTLY ON OUR CHICKEN FARMS EITHER! OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO HOMOSEXUALLY DEFILE THE HERBS IN OUR HERB GARDEN! WE ARE THE CATHOLICS, MEN IN BLACK, THE SINISTER SUB-FASCIST COUNTERCULTURE UNDERMINING THE FIRM, SOLID AND NEVER CONTRADICTORY OR HYPOCRITICAL LABOUR SOCIAL SYSTEM! HEIL HITLER!'. They probably do say that, but no, Channel 4 won't investigate the REAL threat to decent values!!!!!!!!!!!!

I seem to have strayed somewhat from my original theme, but at least you've learned something a bit extra there. I should get an education grant for my work with the ignorant masses! Not a day goes past when I have to put them right over something in my usual firm, guiding manner. And I have to say they do not like being shown up for what they are, but it has to be done! I'm just that reasonable!

And so to conclude, our hearts are broken enough by denying the Muslims anything in any manner whatsoever, so by doing the same for the Jesus kissers is really pushing Labour (and by extension the country) to the brink of anarchy! And you can't have anarchy against or within Labour because there has to be a line somewhere you know!

IN SHORT, HOMOPHOBES WORSHIPPING JESUS (NAZIS!) - BAD, HOMOSEXUALS WANTING TO ADOPT CHILDREN AND INSTIL INTO THEM THE HEALTHY JOYS OF THE RAINBOW - GOOD!

How our policies can be in any way damaging we fail to see! VOTE LABOUR

30 January 2006: Special report from our fabulous MP, Johnathan Leftwinger, a man who frequently bends over to pick up the soap in the communal showers at his local gym.

We don’t normally read the Sun. As Ben Elton so rightly put it back in 1989, the Sun is ‘politically perverted’ and ‘racist’; except when our learned chum David Blunkett’s column appears, obviously.

But today we make an exception.

Today’s big news (January 30, 2006) is that the white people are inherently racist, other than the ones who voted for Shilpa Shetty to win Big Brother, obviously. Alright, it’s no news to us in Labour, Labour being the foremost authority on pure hard facts and fertile intellectual thinking ground, but it’s still something worth rubbing the Public’s faces into.

White kids calling minority children names in the playground is awful and horrific. It leads, asthe Sun says, to alienated communities and even Islamic terrorism. (So the white people ARE to blame for Islamic extremism in young Muslims! For more click HERE